inserting things in women

[Guest]

Ok, what have you inserted into your womans body, I personally have used a big banana and a coke bottle, I'm looking for ideas. My girlfriend really likes the bottle and uses it sometimes when I'm not around

Billy Bob

PS: Girls, what do you use when your other half isnt around and you need some penetration(and presuming you dont have a dildo / vibrator)

 

[Pdxmwm]

Billy Bob, try your hand. It's a slow process, but when your whole hand is in there, she'll probably come like she's never come before. Seriously, this isn’t something to be rushed. It takes some time, a relaxing environment, and tons of lube. Don’t force things, and if she’s nervous about it, or it hurts. STOP.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I've used toys, narrow shampoo bottles, candles, cucumbers, carrots, bananas, my hand, a large Pog container (I've had it for years, and one day, I noticed the possible sexual fun I could have with it), stuff like that.

 

[marksgirl]

cigars?

 

[Pdxmwm]

Now Now Bill

 

[Monazwx]

Just out of Curiousity . . .

I have never had anything bigger than my boyfriend's penis inside, so I want to know, how does the vagina get back to normal?

Is it biological? Does it just spring back? Do you do Kegel exercises just in case?

This is a silly question, but please indulge.

 

[Pdxmwm]

How? I don't know, but my girl friend is 50, has had 2 children, and often takes my hand as part of our play. During intercourse she still feels oh so tight. Yes, she does Kegels, and I love it when she squeezes me.

 

[Devilish1]

I had a lover once who tried fisting me. He had a big hand! He never got his entire hand inside of me. All he like was his little finger and thumb.
I have had a cucumber. The guy bought it right from the store and it was so cold it didnt do a thing for me.....lol
My ex and i was drinking one night, he had a Quart bottle of beer and he dared me to fuck it while it was between his legs. So i did.
But i got off of it quickly. I was worried about the bottle having a suction to my vagina and i didnt want to have to go to the ER for having a beer bottle shoved in my pussy....lol
Devilish1

 

[lilpriss]

can't attest to the fist thing... but anything around your house that's cylindrical works...

 

[Guest]

Re: Just out of Curiousity . . .

 

[amiss]

While shoving things up one's pussy for pleasure is all fun and games, please remember to thoroughly wash these items before putting them in your (or your SO's) body. There are many micro-organisms that are not intended to be placed there, and will absolutely thrive. Think about it... do you really want to have to explain to your doctor how a bacteria commonly found growing on cucumbers (for instance) ended up inside your vagina? I don't think so.

 

[Alanna208]

I find this to be one of the most erotic things that can be done. Especially while I'm wearing cuffs on my wrists and ankles and secured to the posts of the bed. Sometimes he blindfolds me, too. I REALLY enjoy bondage and insertion while intoxicated somewhat. It relaxes not only my inhibitions and fears, but the entrance as well.

We have used the handle ends of eating utensils, particularly knives, tools that have been cleansed well using bleach and plenty of water. When we're eating at the table with the kids and our eyes meet, knowing we're using the same utensils, that's sexually cool. And when he uses the tools again, his hands are in the same place that was in my ***.

His work partners have commented on how clean he keeps his tools, too.....

Be creative, and being a bit wanton doesn't hurt, either. Suck on his fingers while he's putting *** into you. Have him force feed you alcohol while your'e subdued. Come on, girl, and please your man!

 

[Wizard]

Ok, what have you inserted into your womans body, I personally have used a big banana and a coke bottle, I'm looking for ideas. My girlfriend really likes the bottle and uses it sometimes when I'm not around

Billy Bob

PS: Girls, what do you use when your other half isnt around and you need some penetration(and presuming you dont have a dildo / vibrator)

Hope it isn't a two liter bottle...................

 

[Quint]

I had a friend

(And while I know this is a common euphemism for "I did this but I'll pretend it's a friend," it isn't me in this case. Oh god it isn't me.)

She was in a really good relationship but she was deathly afraid of getting pregnant, so she and her bf did everything else they could think of. I dunno about fisting (I'm pretty sure they did), but one thing that will always remain in my memory is when she confided to me that he'd inserted an unsheathed Bowie knife into her. I mean, OW! How is that even possible without serious problems? She apparently really got off on it. :auses a moment to stop cringing::

 

[funwdi]

Bottles!

Hey, ladies, just wanted you to know that my Girlfriend works in a hospital, and she's seen LOTS of goofy stuff get stuck. Like bottles. Watch for the vacuum effect! YIKES!
Good point, Devilish1. It really does happen. And please don't try a lightbulb! (Yup, she told me that happened, too)
I prefer a dildo or a couple of fingers (when you twist them it works great)

 

[Pdxmwm]

Comforting

I’ve written before about the pleasure my girl friend and I derive from having my hand inside her. Not only can it be a highly erotic experience, but it can be very comforting. Sometimes, when were both totally spent, I’ll lay next to her, with my hand fully inside, and my head resting on her tummy. She may run her fingers through my hair, and I may kiss her, but mostly we just hug. It’s the most intimate hug you can imagine.