KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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- Jul 29, 2000
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For Immediate Release
March 9, 2002
Toto's Ranch -- Today KillerMuffin officially put an end to the rumors. With her closest friends and her supportive partner at her side, she made the announcement that shocked the world. Or didn't shock if you read the tabloids. The rumors have been making her life a difficulty and causing her child no end of questioning stares whenever they were seen in public with her partner.
"I am a heterosexual," she said at a press conference attended by Howard Stern, who wished to see the "bubbies" and Milo from the Bloom County Picayune.
Bill the Cat reportedly said, "Ack." He was foricbly removed from the conference after he got too chummy with Princess Aiko.
KillerMuffin states that she is sorry if anyone feels decieved, but she kept her sexual preferences a secret to protect her child and her partner. It turns out he's not the gardener after all.
The couple intend to continue keeping their home in Ozland. KillerMuffin said that she has no idea how her announcement would affect her ratings with her popular daytime readers, but she hopes that her audience can look past her sexuality to the real KillerMuffin.
March 9, 2002
Toto's Ranch -- Today KillerMuffin officially put an end to the rumors. With her closest friends and her supportive partner at her side, she made the announcement that shocked the world. Or didn't shock if you read the tabloids. The rumors have been making her life a difficulty and causing her child no end of questioning stares whenever they were seen in public with her partner.
"I am a heterosexual," she said at a press conference attended by Howard Stern, who wished to see the "bubbies" and Milo from the Bloom County Picayune.
Bill the Cat reportedly said, "Ack." He was foricbly removed from the conference after he got too chummy with Princess Aiko.
KillerMuffin states that she is sorry if anyone feels decieved, but she kept her sexual preferences a secret to protect her child and her partner. It turns out he's not the gardener after all.
The couple intend to continue keeping their home in Ozland. KillerMuffin said that she has no idea how her announcement would affect her ratings with her popular daytime readers, but she hopes that her audience can look past her sexuality to the real KillerMuffin.
