Insect stories - legal to read?

[parodyluvr75]

stupid question, i know, but is it legal to download and read insect stories?

My favorite author is Fata, her erotic spider fiction makes me moist.

 

[thør]

The ants go marching one by one........

 

[yossi]

The ant and the grasshopper makes my pants do a dance.

Does that even make sense?

 

[girlsmiley]

stupid question, i know, but is it legal to download and read insect stories?

My favorite author is Fata, her erotic spider fiction makes me moist.

Moist?

What are you, a cake?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Surprised no one's made a "buggered" joke here yet.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Moist?

What are you, a cake?

For Fata, she stirs my batter.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Surprised no one's made a "buggered" joke here yet.

Yep, they're falling down on the job.

 

[DesEsseintes]

There once was a spider called Fata,
In whose jaws lovesick males used to splatter.
Her allure was so strong
And her legs were so long,
That the danger seemed scarcely to matter.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The ant and the grasshopper makes my pants do a dance.

Does that even make sense?

Only if they are crawling up your pants leg.

 

[Fala]

stupid question, i know, but is it legal to download and read insect stories?

My favorite author is Fata, her erotic spider fiction makes me moist.

depends on whether you bugger yourself during the read....

 

[parodyluvr75]

depends on whether you bugger yourself during the read....

I tried but I just made a mess of it.

 

[spacekowboy]

Legal. Gross, but legal.

 

[HoHoBomb]

http://cdn-3.about-bees.com/graphics/Bee6.gif

 

[girlsmiley]

For Fata, she stirs my batter.

My little pancake.

 

[jomar]

18 days, 18 years...hair splitting.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb23/arrowette/hom1-2.jpg

 

[Fala]

I tried but I just made a mess of it.

I know....it's like hitting a windshield, innit?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I know....it's like hitting a windshield, innit?

I just go splat.

My little pancake.

Thank you, cupcake.

Legal. Gross, but legal.

Prude.

 

[Fala]

I just go splat.

Thank you, cupcake.


Prude.

*see* the original thread for a laugh.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I once read a fabulous (Australian) book called The Dead Path. There was some sort of witch in it and her familiar was a giant spider called Garnock. He wanked off a guy in a boat and ran off with his spunk in a jar for some sort of spell.

Great book that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

There once was a spider called Fata,
In whose jaws lovesick males used to splatter.
Her allure was so strong
And her legs were so long,
That the danger seemed scarcely to matter.

Fata rhymes with later.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Fata rhymes with later.

There was a mosquito called Fata,
Whose mater did not know her pater.
He came in the night,
In the morning took flight,
And poor Fata was born minutes later.

 

[jomar]

There was a mosquito called Fata,
Whose mater did not know her pater.
He came in the night,
In the morning took flight,
And poor Fata was born minutes later.

Nice adjustment!

 

[Fata Morgana]

There was a mosquito called Fata,
Whose mater did not know her pater.
He came in the night,
In the morning took flight,
And poor Fata was born minutes later.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

There was a mosquito called Fata,
Whose mater did not know her pater.
He came in the night,
In the morning took flight,
And poor Fata was born minutes later.

There once was a lass named Fata,
Who met a lad with the cock of a satyr.
But his brain was for naught
And she found this fact out
When he tried to use soap in a cheese grater.