Innuendos at work

[Dogoda]

Let's hear your views and / or stories on innuendos you have used, had used on you, or followed through with, all based on where you work.


Today while conducting a test on a computer system, I leaned over a co-workers shoulder to get a bit of data off her results sheet. I didn't want to disturb her because she was deep into a critical part of the testing. She glances up at me and asks " Are you trying to get may name so you can turn me into the principle for being a bad girl? "

 

[DavidKim]

I'm a second generation Italian American... if I had a dollar for every time I heard a lady coworker say slyly how much they love to eat Italian I'd be a frighin' millionaire!

Well, maybe not a millionaire, but I'd have enough money to by that classic convertible I've been drooling at.

 

[gunthernehmen]

A horny, lady consultant once told me she was a "yes" girl.

I once described a scene seen at a motorcycle rally, a group of people riding in the nude (three on the bike). I can't recall the context of the story but it made sense at the time. The kicker was, a hot analyst commented the leather seats must be be terribly hot in the summer sun. I answered "not really" and then turned crimson, which mightily amused her.