Innocent Soccer Mom Learns What "Soccer Mom" really means

[RealSoccerMomBri]

Hi, I'm Brianna. I like to think of myself as complex without being complicated. My looks make people think a certain way about me and it soon becomes who everyone thinks I am even though I not. At least not always or on purpose. I'm a single mom. Turning 40 last year was a big life change in that I became divorced from my husband of 20 years. And now a whole new chapter of my life has began.

I've worked hard to make changes for the positive (mostly) for myself that gave me a boost inside and out and I feel more confident. I've been wanting the same for my son Samuel, now a senior in HS. I felt the soccer team league in the community would help. It has and it hasn't.

I will admit I don't know the game or rules or names of the positions the boys play and haven't been to as many practices and games the other parents who are very into it, but it's mostly because I'm working a lot and very busy, so busy I haven't had time to date almost at all since my div.

If I'm a fashion snob, the other parents are soccer league snobs. I thought the men would be shouting from the side, but it's the other wives. I thought it was flattering to be referred to and overheard as being a "definite soccer mom."

That is until I heard someone use the term with the other phrase so popular today "MILF." Now I'm finding out that "soccer mom" has a whole other meaning and image and because of how I look and like to dress, I've been unaware I'm being talked about as one. I've shared a few photos of me that are recent and I won't say which two - it will be up to you to guess - are from days when I heard the "definite soccer mom" comment and the other the "MILF soccer mom" remark. One made by one of the parents, the other from one of the boys on Samuel's soccer team - a remark that brought laughs from the other boys, maybe even Samuel.

 

[saedo]

I actually got the idea of pursuing Brianna Anderson from one of the other moms. When I was getting a drink of water during the second half of the game, I overhead two of them in the bleachers gossiping like a couple of schoolgirls while they watched the game.

" . . . and can you believe Brianna? It's great she got in shape after the divorce -- though you know she might still be married if she had done that a year ago -- but does she really have to flaunt herself like that?"

"I know, it's shameless. She obviously hasn't gotten any in ages. She's so desperate to get laid that it's funny. But that's not all exercise, I bet you. Probably went to see the same doctor as Nancy. Speaking of which, have you seen her lately? You wouldn't believe how she's wearing her hair . . . . "

I tuned out as the two hens started talking about someone's else behind her back. The thought about Brianna Anderson resonated as I headed back to the bench. What if those two gossiping moms were right? What if Brianna was desperate to get laid.

I looked up into the bleachers beside the soccer field. She was easy to spot; while most of the moms wore light coats against the autumn chill, Brianna wore a thin sweater that only highlighted her incredible rack. Melons nearly the size of my head loomed beneath the cotton.

Granted, she's always been busty, but that had been counterbalanced by heavy thighs and a fat ass. That was the was how I remembered her for as long as I have known her son, Samuel. But then his parents broke up and his mom apparently went on a fitness binge or something. Last season, she was just another chunky mom; this season, total MILF.

I'd only ever said that as a joke. Everyone knows that hot moms didn't actually sleep with teenagers save in bad movies. But having heard those clucking hens suggest Brianna was aching for it, perhaps there was something there. After all, plenty of high school girls thought Simon Idris was damn attractive. I was fit, tall, best forward on the top soccer team; I made plenty of girls wet for me. Perhaps with a little encouragement, Brianna Anderson might get a little damp herself.

Which was how I ended up at her front door that weekend. I'd purposefully picked a time when Samuel would be away with his Dad, so I knew she'd be home alone. When she opened the door, I immediately launched into my story.

"Hey, Ms. Anderson. It's me, Simon. You know, from soccer? I know Sam is off with his dad this weekend, but he borrowed my algebra book earlier this week and I need to get it back. He told me to just swing by the house, so would it be okay if I came inside?"

 

[plesmoreagain]

Hi, I'm Brianna. I like to think of myself as complex without being complicated. My looks make people think a certain way about me and it soon becomes who everyone thinks I am even though I not. At least not always or on purpose. I'm a single mom. Turning 40 last year was a big life change in that I became divorced from my husband of 20 years. And now a whole new chapter of my life has began.

I've worked hard to make changes for the positive (mostly) for myself that gave me a boost inside and out and I feel more confident. I've been wanting the same for my son Samuel, now a senior in HS. I felt the soccer team league in the community would help. It has and it hasn't.

I will admit I don't know the game or rules or names of the positions the boys play and haven't been to as many practices and games the other parents who are very into it, but it's mostly because I'm working a lot and very busy, so busy I haven't had time to date almost at all since my div.

If I'm a fashion snob, the other parents are soccer league snobs. I thought the men would be shouting from the side, but it's the other wives. I thought it was flattering to be referred to and overheard as being a "definite soccer mom."

That is until I heard someone use the term with the other phrase so popular today "MILF." Now I'm finding out that "soccer mom" has a whole other meaning and image and because of how I look and like to dress, I've been unaware I'm being talked about as one. I've shared a few photos of me that are recent and I won't say which two - it will be up to you to guess - are from days when I heard the "definite soccer mom" comment and the other the "MILF soccer mom" remark. One made by one of the parents, the other from one of the boys on Samuel's soccer team - a remark that brought laughs from the other boys, maybe even Samuel.

a middle-class suburban mother who spends a great deal of time taking her children to play soccer does not have to equal milf.

 

[saedo]

a middle-class suburban mother who spends a great deal of time taking her children to play soccer does not have to equal milf.

Uh huh. It "does not have to", but in this case, she is. So if you want a thread where she's a MILF who doesn't go to soccer games or a non-MILF who does attend soccer games, go create your own.

 

[AnnoftheMall]

So...this is your creation?

So the realsoccermom screen name is really your imaginary creation?