Innie or outtie?

Innie or Outtie?

  • Innie

    Votes: 29 87.9%
  • Outtie

    Votes: 4 12.1%

  • Total voters
    33
  • Poll closed .

Hard_Rom

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As important a question as any here on the GB.

Outtie.
 
Are we talking genitals or belly buttons?

Belly buttons.

What sex you are is hardly important 95% of time. And not even set in stone anymore with modern technology and medical advances. Not a very important issue.
 
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Innie, except for a brief couple of weeks just before my daughter was born.
 
I was a bit of an outtie as a kid, then it gradually tucked itself in as I grew up.
 
The one time, ONE time I was naked with a woman that had an outtie I couldn't keep my mouth off it.

After 20mins she had to say: "You do know that's my belly button not my clit, right?"

Haa haa :D
Damn that was a fun weekend
(and yes I found her clit, but couldn't stop playing with her outtie, so shush)
 
The one time, ONE time I was naked with a woman that had an outtie I couldn't keep my mouth off it.

After 20mins she had to say: "You do know that's my belly button not my clit, right?"

Haa haa :D
Damn that was a fun weekend
(and yes I found her clit, but couldn't stop playing with her outtie, so shush)

I vote this post of the year!!!!:D
 
Such a tidily done deep fluff trap!
I like it as much as I like my toes.

Ooh look, it's in my av!
 
Anyone know why some are innies and some (1/9) are outies? The knot the doc ties? I know I'm special but starting to feel like some kind of freakish anomaly.

At least it is not much of a lint and fluff trap.
 
Don't think I've ever seen someone in real life with an outtie. Seems kind of rare. Like only folks who had doctors who cut and tied a certain way have them or something. Dunno.
 
Went looking for an answer. No real answer to question. But 90% of humans have innies.

There are 1400 different kinds of bacteria found in navels. Plus lint.

Hairy bellied men get more belly button lint. Hairs abrade shirt material.
 
Mine was removed when I had an abdominoplasty a couple of years back.
(There's your fat-shaming cue, little Que!)
They put a little dimple in what was left so I wouldn't suffer any loss of self-esteem (or claim to be of divine birth).
 
Dang this song always comes to mind when I think of belly buttons.

Wait....it will be worth it around 1:10 min. Now I can't get the song out of my head. Thanks.:cool:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5uujMb_hbo

Fuck you and especially fuck you. You are not the nice one. I wanted to turn the vid off but I just had to see where it was going. Now that song is going around in my head. You won't be forgiven until it stops.
 
Anyone know why some are innies and some (1/9) are outies? The knot the doc ties? I know I'm special but starting to feel like some kind of freakish anomaly.

At least it is not much of a lint and fluff trap.

Then where do yo keep the salt when eating celery in bed ?
 
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