Inhale...

[GratefulFred]

The time for rock operas is upon us!

I think all rock and roll musicians are sell-outs for pushing all those 3-4 minute gingles. They cry about all the online downloading when they should react to the technology by putting out novels instead of short poems. Though it's true even large music files can be ripped off, I feel less people will be inclined to do so because they would have to listen to the whole piece. The result of people listening to long compositions of music would be to increase the IQ level of the planet as a whole.

Exhale...

 

[sunandshadow]

*blink* I have once or twice pondered the idea of writing a rock opera/musical thingy because I love watching them but often wish they had more interesting subject matter. Have unfortunately come to the conclusion that, being musically impaired, I have no business writing songs.

 

[GratefulFred]

Rocky Horror was the greatest musical and movie. I wrote a rock opera (no dialogue) in the same sexy silly manner back in 2000. It just stated with one song and went from their. Just write and see what happens.

 

[mjl2010]

I just knew this thread was coming. I had to come back and look.

And Look! Here it IS!

MJ

 

[GratefulFred]

I just knew this thread was coming. I had to come back and look.

And Look! Here it IS!

MJ

Actually I meant this as an inhale...(type something fast)...exhale type of post but some people read to much into things and I just go with the flow.

 

[emap]

You can actually see or feel the flow?

I rather think your in the wrong place with this thread Fred, something like that is hard to impossible for us porn writers. Could do something close, though would more be like a porn movie with a story type than a rock opera.

 

[GratefulFred]

You can actually see or feel the flow?

I rather think your in the wrong place with this thread Fred, something like that is hard to impossible for us porn writers. Could do something close, though would more be like a porn movie with a story type than a rock opera.

Bribe me with diet coke as my throat runs dry singing the whole hour and a half and you be the judge. I didn't know how to write dialogue when putting it all together unfortunately.

I agree the thread doesn't fit but what the hell.

 

[mjl2010]

You can actually see or feel the flow?

I rather think your in the wrong place with this thread Fred, something like that is hard to impossible for us porn writers. Could do something close, though would more be like a porn movie with a story type than a rock opera.

I think the things Freddy sees and feels are way beyond anything the rest of us experience.

And I'm not making any comments about your sticky keyboard either Emap.
(Like your new AV BTW)

MJL

 

[emap]

Thanks, I wanted a dancing woman, but it was too big.

The keyboard was sticky from a coke I knocked over, more got on the floor though some did end up in the keyboard.

 

[GratefulFred]

Inahle...

Astronomy Question

On December 6th 2007 if the sun exploded right now and a doomsday bomb went off on earth 2 minutes later and I happen to be cruising for chics on the dark side of Venus, who would get fried first?

a) The venusian chic
b) GratefulFred
c) Earth
d) No one

Answer plus reason...

Exhale...

 

[JRaven]

Inahle...

Astronomy Question

On December 6th 2007 if the sun exploded right now and a doomsday bomb went off on earth 2 minutes later and I happen to be cruising for chics on the dark side of Venus, who would get fried first?

a) The venusian chic
b) GratefulFred
c) Earth
d) No one

Answer plus reason...

Exhale...

GratefulFred is the easy answer. His brain is fried already!

 

[mjl2010]

GratefulFred is the easy answer. His brain is fried already!

Well you beat me to it. S'ok, I'm waiting to hear Freddy's response.

MJL

 

[emap]

Fred because the venusian chicks got tired of him.

 

[GratefulFred]

JRaven figured it out and here's the reasoning.

Posted on December 5th not the 6th the sun couldn't have exploded "Now" thus no doomsday bomb went off on earth 2 minutes later, and since since the climate on Venus would burn up a joint in less than a second everyone knows that it's not enough time to catch a buzz, and there's no way someone could've come up with this post unless they were stoned.

I know you all worked it out that way.

 

[JRaven]

I get it!
Inhale...
Exhale...

You actually admit to inhaling.

 

[mjl2010]

I just knew that, you know?

 

[DarkBee]

JRaven figured it out and here's the reasoning.

Posted on December 5th not the 6th the sun couldn't have exploded "Now" thus no doomsday bomb went off on earth 2 minutes later, and since since the climate on Venus would burn up a joint in less than a second everyone knows that it's not enough time to catch a buzz, and there's no way someone could've come up with this post unless they were stoned.

I know you all worked it out that way.

Of course nothing exploded, Sinterklaas (see sig, it's a hyperlink) prevented that from happening.

 

[GratefulFred]

I get it!
Inhale...
Exhale...

You actually admit to inhaling.

I will get my lawyer to respond on that question...It is he that is typing my response.

Dear Ms. Raven...or shall I call you Ms.JRAVEN.

Accusing my client, GratefulFred of inhaling is a travesty of justice. Few people in this planet are willing to devote themselves to the cause of helping stoned chics wean themselves off their untreatable sex and drug addiction like my humble client. Not only has GratefulFred opened up his home, giving them his bed to sleep in, but has also helped them gain useful employment in his escort agency. JRaven, before you go out and accuse my client of inhaling a substance outside of oxygen, helium gas, or medicinal marijuana to help cure his incurable disease of facial hair growing that he must treat with an electric razor (sob) you'd best get your facts right. My client is innocent of all bong doing and unless you can produce the "babious corpus" you must acquit.

 

[JRaven]

innocent of all bong doing

LOL!

I'm not sure about "babious corpus". "Babious corpulent" will have to do.

OOPS! You missed it.

Enjoy it now. Won't be here for very long!

Jenny

 

[mjl2010]

Inhale......
Exhale.......


Where's that cage?

 

[emap]

Oh dangit mjl I thought you were getting it.

 

[mjl2010]

Moi?

I'm too poor to afford a cage. All those wives to

Oooppps.

 

[GratefulFred]

Inhale...

I saw this unshaven glassy eyed stoner man popping up in front of me staring me in the eye and just blunting out "You are so hot". "Fuck an-A" I said to myself. What's with these guys anyways? I just walked away from him and when I looked back he was gone. I swear I hate making these long overseas plane trips and especially all those wierdos you see when looking in those airport bathroom mirrors.

Exhale...