Bedtime Storyteller
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I thought it might be fun to play around with personal ads and use that as the premise for a poem. Doesn't have to serious, or about you. Just write a personal ad as verse and post it here.
Here's my first attempt:
Rubanesque and radient, looking for the perfect gent
Who likes to suck and lick his girl and prefers her jeans be worn with pearls.
Don't be concerned about my size - You'll love to be between my thighs.
I am fond of cocks and balls; with my mouth you'll be enthralled.
I am held in high regard by many men who still get hard
just thinking 'bout my soft sweet lips and pair of tasty pale pink nips.
I do prefer a hunky guy who's okay with me being bi,
and girls' night out is also fine - on my friends we both can dine.
Just promise me you'll always be excited when you're fucking me.
Lick me, suck me, spank me, hon, and pretty soon you'll make me cum.
If you're still reading - good for you! Just call me, dear. Your balls are blue!
There is no need for you to pout. I think that I can help you out.
Here's my first attempt:
Rubanesque and radient, looking for the perfect gent
Who likes to suck and lick his girl and prefers her jeans be worn with pearls.
Don't be concerned about my size - You'll love to be between my thighs.
I am fond of cocks and balls; with my mouth you'll be enthralled.
I am held in high regard by many men who still get hard
just thinking 'bout my soft sweet lips and pair of tasty pale pink nips.
I do prefer a hunky guy who's okay with me being bi,
and girls' night out is also fine - on my friends we both can dine.
Just promise me you'll always be excited when you're fucking me.
Lick me, suck me, spank me, hon, and pretty soon you'll make me cum.
If you're still reading - good for you! Just call me, dear. Your balls are blue!
There is no need for you to pout. I think that I can help you out.
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