Infidel Brain vs. Muslim Brain

[pornstarwannabe]

On a street corner, a down and out citizen slurs "who be heading my direction, mofo?":
* Infidel Guy says "fuck off, douche"
* Muslim Guys screams "There's a beheading? Where, where? It is a Bring Your Own Knife?"

In a park, play checkers:
* Infidel Guy says "I beat my wife playing cards last night"
* Muslim Guys says "I beat my wife"


I have more, but have to pace myself. Don't want to peak too soon.

 

[hogjack]

* pornstarwannabe drools "Some people think I'm a dickhead."
* Infidel Guy says "Yep."
* Muslim Guys screams "Yep."

 

[hogjack]

In a back alley behind a bar:
* pornstarwannabe asks "Hope both you guys enjoyed me."
* Infidel Guy says "No. Not at all. I really should stop drinking."
* Muslim Guys screams "I have disappointed Allah again!"

 

[pornstarwannabe]

* pornstarwannabe drools "Some people think I'm a dickhead."
* Infidel Guy says "Yep."
* Muslim Guys screams "Yep."

In a back alley behind a bar:
* pornstarwannabe asks "Hope both you guys enjoyed me."
* Infidel Guy says "No. Not at all. I really should stop drinking."
* Muslim Guys screams "I have disappointed Allah again!"

Not funny.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

In a park, playing chess
* Infidel Guy says "I have not had sex wife my wife in 3 days"
* Muslim Guys says "I too have not had sex wife my wife in 3 days. One more day, and I am allowed to rape her."