Inexperienced dominant looking for a female submissive

[MisterSir]

Well, this all turned out fantastically. I would like to thank everybody who's had some sort of positive input, but due to the rampant trolling that's been vested on an innocent thread, I'm going to declare this a failed project for the time being. I might come back to it in the future, but the chances are I'll just make another thread and hope useyou and co have found another home by then.

 

[ZRT]

It's a pain in the ass getting started out, but there's also a lot of magic to be had in those first few times.

Good luck with this.

 

[CurlyKat]

From what I've been able to tell about you, you're a witty, intelligent guy. That goes a long way with women in general, and it's no different with submissive women. It's easier to partner with an experienced dominant, but as long as everyone's willing to do their homework, you shouldn't have a problem.

All that to say good luck. I really wish you the best with your search.

 

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[MisterSir]

Thanks to you three for the replies, at least now this isn't one of those threads that nobody reads and that descends into the mire. I have to admit, even though I'm not surprised I've had no interest thus far I was a little disheartened - then I went out after a particularly unpleasant lecture and have spent the last hour and a half doing shots. That this post is legible is testament to how big a spelling idiot I am.

 

[ResAris]

you will probably be forever second to the Toronto Maple Leafs

I like you already. Unfortunately, I swing the other way. Best of luck in your search.
*bumpity bump*

 

[terraform]

I'm spoken for, but I like you a lot. Even though we haven't spoken.

 

[WriterDom]

You are fishing in a dry pond here.

Work the site. Write a story. My crappy story posted about the same day as your thread. You have 200 views. I have close to 4000. It will take about a week for your story to post. During that time, start a blog. Write as if you are speaking to women. In general. Vague so many women can relate.

Well, even better for you, target the 22 to 18 year old crowd. A 35 year old probably won't give you the time of day anyway. But there are a lot of young ones out there who will.

Give them a little something everyday. They'll get addicted. It won't be long before you find the girl of your dreams. DON'T MAKE THE BLOG ABOUT HER ONCE YOU FIND HER. Huge mistake. If you get offers after finding her just politely thank them in private.

 

[WriterDom]

One more thing. Be completely honest with anyone you meet about your level of experience. But I don't think it pays to advertise yourself as inexperienced. Chances are she'll be inexperienced as well and won't care.

 

[MisterSir]

I appreciate the bump and I understand the idea, but I am also a little insecure about my writing acumen. I've thought about writing a blog and writing stories, but the former tends to degenerate into a diary of my boring-ass life and unless I get a good idea, I'm not so keen on the latter either.

 

[gentelman324]

wow, from all your posts, i thought you were an experianced badass. oh i know i spelled "experianced" wrong, so there is no need to bust my chops. Im sure you will do fine though.

 

[MisterSir]

wow, from all your posts, i thought you were an experianced badass. oh i know i spelled "experianced" wrong, so there is no need to bust my chops. Im sure you will do fine though.

Nonononononono, I'm just a fairly jaded young man. Didn't have the most pleasant of childhoods, and this isn't really the place to go into details.

 

[ZRT]

Play the games in the Cafe. That got me my writing partner in crime and play buddy (and maybe more someday). It might get you what you want.

Here's the thing: the mating game will force you to go beyond yourself, to take courageous steps. You don't get what you want by tentatively sticking your feet in the water, especially as an aspiring dom. You're going to have to carpe diem at some point.

This was a decent launch point, you came out and put yourself on the line for public view, but you're going to have to demonstrate a willingness to take some risk.

 

[caged_doll]

on second thought..no.

 

[WriterDom]

I appreciate the bump and I understand the idea, but I am also a little insecure about my writing acumen. I've thought about writing a blog and writing stories, but the former tends to degenerate into a diary of my boring-ass life and unless I get a good idea, I'm not so keen on the latter either.

OK, I wish I could be your agent. We'd see more ass than a toilet seat.

 

[ZRT]

I'll have to pause the thread at this juncture to point out the irony of the 'really really experienced' custom title in contrast to the thread title.

 

[useyou]

MisterSir is a lame sheep

Okay I tried to resist writing a comment on this thread but I just cannot any longer.

MisterSir, WriterDom, ZRT are all part of a clique whos purpose is to attempt to destroy anyone who is not like them. It may pay to read my thread and how they first started correcting my spelling and later on they graduated to ragging on me and my post.

Here is the link to the thread they destroyed.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=644554

BTW I have found a great woman from that thread who is the most amazing person I have ever met. So it actually worked. But that is beside the point, this post is to expose the losers mentioned above.

Payback is a bitch. This is something that MisterSir, the 20 year old wannabe dom needs to learn. BTW, 20 year old dom? LMAO. You are a child, you can't vote or even have a beer, yet you come off on my thread like your shit don't stink. I couldn't believe you are 20 years old. You just got out of your diapers and now you want to be a Dom. Too funny.

Then there is WriterDom who attempts to come across as the wise all knowing man. Giving advice to everyone and taking none of it himself. Sounds like a fucking liberal to me. This guy starts a poll about my thread, I won't post the link, it's not hard to find here. WriterDom then created false names "use_you", notice the underscore and lamely attempts to pass himself off as me. Other sheep joined in also. How sad it that? Doesn't this guy have a fucking job? Is the only way for him to get off is to rag on others? Sad piece of shit.

Then there is ZRT, who is probably the biggest sheep. I don't think he is intelligent enough to even come up with a good line, but hey, when you are young and dumb and full of cum why not join forces with a 20 year old wanna be dom. Pathetic.

These losers got others to join them, some being women who appeared so frustrated it was obvious they haven't had a good fuck in a long time. What sad souls. I can't even remember one of their names...I think it was something like Klyber or some shit. But she hates Americans and definitely needs to buy a fucking vibrator (is there any other kind?...LOL)

CagedDoll I won't rag on you, you actually seemed cool and I give you credit for not really joining the sheep patrol. However the people of Switzerland never really feel like they are part of anything, so you should really join a side, even in private. I've had a few responses from people that messaged me privately and told me how lame MisterSir, Writer Dom and the other losers are, however they were afraid to post anything in public for fear of being sheep attacked.

Moral of the story is stay away from these people, they are nasty, rude, yet pathetically lame sheep. Basically failures in life.

 

[useyou]

Link error

Oops, my mistake, that first link was the poll thread that WriterDom created. The one with the false made up names. I believe that is a lit violation, but the lit patrol must like him so they let it slide.

Here is the link to my original thread, the one the losers ragged on and attempted to rip apart:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=636890

 

[MisterSir]

I'm somehow not particularly surprised to see this odious little man back where he's not wanted. With one last note - that only America is content to let their children go off to fight wars but not drink a beer before they're 21 - you go away.

 

[useyou]

To MisterSir....post diaper boy.

I'm somehow not particularly surprised to see this odious little man back where he's not wanted. With one last note - that only America is content to let their children go off to fight wars but not drink a beer before they're 21 - you go away.

You seemed to hit it on the head when you said "children", because that is exactly what you are a child. So being you admitted you are a child, I'm puzzled how children dom? Explain please. MisterSir (the 20 year old child) says to his Mommy and Daddy, "When I grow up can I be a dom?, please, pretty please with a paddle on top?"

Payback is a bitch loser, your thread has been shattered and you have been exposed for the loser you are.

Son, go home and play with your toy trucks and come back here when you grow up and act like a man.

 

[ResAris]

In defence of the OP, he at least had the good manners to be honest about his lack of experience. A refreshing change from the pompous, self-infatuated twaddle some posters seem bent on writing.

Oh, and I happen to enjoy Kybele's one-liners. It takes a skilled wordsmith to verbally eviscerate someone with a single-shot sentence.

 

[gentelman324]

- only America is content to let their children go off to fight wars but not drink a beer before they're 21

You can drink if you join the military, but only on base.

 

[be_ignited]

Payback is a bitch. This is something that MisterSir, the 20 year old wannabe dom needs to learn. BTW, 20 year old dom? LMAO. You are a child, you can't vote or even have a beer, yet you come off on my thread like your shit don't stink. I couldn't believe you are 20 years old. You just got out of your diapers and now you want to be a Dom. Too funny.

In the U.S. 20 year-olds have been legally allowed to vote for nearly 40 years.

Furthermore, Mistersir is from the UK where 20 year-olds can both vote and drink.

Regardless, legal rights conferred upon someone once they reach a certain age have no bearing on an individual's maturity level (or knowledge) as your post clearly demonstrates.

 

[MisterSir]

In the U.S. 20 year-olds have been legally allowed to vote for nearly 40 years.

Furthermore, Mistersir is from the UK where 20 year-olds can both vote and drink.

Regardless, legal rights conferred upon someone once they reach a certain age have no bearing on an individual's maturity level (or knowledge) as your post clearly demonstrates.

While I appreciate the support, don't bother. useyou is a pretty well-known troll, anything you address to him is a waste of keystrokes.

 

[be_ignited]

Oh, I know. I read (and got a chuckle or two from) the threads as they happened. I just can't resist being pedantic sometimes.