sexualman123
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2009
- Posts
- 264
inebriated declaration.
Look, I don't particularly like “healthy” people. As I am not healthy, hence my presence here. Healthy people force me to self evaluate and want to be better, who needs that shit?
I don't want to b better. I want to run with the Bulls in Spain. Snicker at the naked statues in the Vatican or better yet get rid of the snake that lives under my shed.
I really hate that fucker.
I came of age in the 90’s which means I have a heavy dose of cynicism to seem cool, but still sing to backstreet boys.
It also means I'm old as dirt. Or feel like it after if worked on a “project”
Who am I looking for?
Good fucking question. More like who am I not looking for.
If the last book you read was” all is quiet on the western front” in highschool you are not the one
If you pride clean floors over a solid days work, you are not the one.
If you think the kitchen is your domain you are not the one
If you prefer free range organic carrots, (seriously examine you life, you will not live forever please pick your battles, because seriously carrots?) you are not the one.
But
If you are a fit 20something with daddy issues
If you are a 30 something with daddy issues
Basically I'm going to use your daddy issues.
Or if you love life, single malts, cigars, are a giant nerd, and no family ties hit me up. (Dear lord please let there be an attractive nerdy girl with daddy issues who likes cigars and won't try to compete with my giant hyper crazy family, who won't Criticize my carrots, AND can speak entirely in movie quotes, who also doesn't mind random drunken declarations))
………. Waiting waiting……..
Aaaaaaaannnnndddd . I passed out. Good job.
Send me a pm anyway maybe you’ll get lucky.
Look, I don't particularly like “healthy” people. As I am not healthy, hence my presence here. Healthy people force me to self evaluate and want to be better, who needs that shit?
I don't want to b better. I want to run with the Bulls in Spain. Snicker at the naked statues in the Vatican or better yet get rid of the snake that lives under my shed.
I really hate that fucker.
I came of age in the 90’s which means I have a heavy dose of cynicism to seem cool, but still sing to backstreet boys.
It also means I'm old as dirt. Or feel like it after if worked on a “project”
Who am I looking for?
Good fucking question. More like who am I not looking for.
If the last book you read was” all is quiet on the western front” in highschool you are not the one
If you pride clean floors over a solid days work, you are not the one.
If you think the kitchen is your domain you are not the one
If you prefer free range organic carrots, (seriously examine you life, you will not live forever please pick your battles, because seriously carrots?) you are not the one.
But
If you are a fit 20something with daddy issues
If you are a 30 something with daddy issues
Basically I'm going to use your daddy issues.
Or if you love life, single malts, cigars, are a giant nerd, and no family ties hit me up. (Dear lord please let there be an attractive nerdy girl with daddy issues who likes cigars and won't try to compete with my giant hyper crazy family, who won't Criticize my carrots, AND can speak entirely in movie quotes, who also doesn't mind random drunken declarations))
………. Waiting waiting……..
Aaaaaaaannnnndddd . I passed out. Good job.
Send me a pm anyway maybe you’ll get lucky.
