IndieSnob popped my Skype Cherry Bakewell
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Sigh, you beat me to making a thread.
By the way, I don't think I have ever seen an Adam's Apple that turned me on as much as yours. Sighhhhhhhh.
By the way, I don't think I have ever seen an Adam's Apple that turned me on as much as yours. Sighhhhhhhh.
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Ha! And your stoicism was impressive. I've never seen someone who could hold such a stately pose for so long.
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Just shut up and financially dominate me, baby.
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So I have to take back all those oohs and aahs about your ass?
Mischka
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Only after you lick my eyeball.
Never! Unless you wanna. Who am I to say there are no take-backs on backside compliments?
He has yet to pin me with a corsage. (Dating is a Very Formal Affair in my world.)
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Mischka
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I'm smug looking?so now you're a smug-looking bakewell sans cherry?
Eh, I fluff my hair too much when talking. It's thick and heavy on my neck, so I've developed the habit of fluffing it up off my neck to circulate in cooler air. In the summer, it's a constant talk-fluff-talk-fluff pattern. Almost as bad as nose picking.See, that would be my problem.
At some point, an accidental nose pick or something would take place then the ewwwws may happen.
It's the devils toy. Be careful.
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Fata Morgana
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You got cherries? I got a mumbo jumbo of mis pronounced jibberish.
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Indie has been swooning over your melodious voice for days, so I had to warn him in advance that I sound like a LP recording of you, played backwards.
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Quit being such a.
Also, how do you pronounce that one animal that has a shell?
Snail. Rhymes with FAIL.
Oh and Fata rhymes with later.
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Look, there's enough of me to go around. Don't go getting your knickers in a bunch.
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Seriously?? He tells me I've been pronouncing it wrong, that it's not Fah-ta (rhymes with lotta) but Fatta (rhymes with batter). Later makes MUCH more sense.
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Another FAH-ta pronouncer, checking in.
I grew up in California, so I have a flat base, with a tinge of Texas twang on top. It's an unfortunate combination.
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She says she does, I don't hear it myself. Hell of a lot more polite and lady like than Fata though, I'll tell ya that.
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Nuts to that. I know you sound lovely. I was born in Australia, grew up in Arizona, live in Toronto and sound like I'm from the midwest. God knows what happens to words on the way from my brain to my mouth, but it's somep'm weird.
We cannot all be as polite and ladylike as you
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Nuts to that. I know you sound lovely. I was born in Australia, grew up in Arizona, live in Toronto and sound like I'm from the midwest. God knows what happens to words on the way from my brain to my mouth, but it's somep'm weird.
We cannot all be as polite and ladylike as you
Psh, you have a fucking adorable voice, so shut it.
Also, yes very ladylike. Hence why I wouldn't smash vulvas with you on the first five dates.
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This I need to hear.
No one gets to date four with me without a vulva smashing first. I'm a bit of a tart like that.
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I just wanted to add that Mick is the glamazonian hostess with the mostess.
