Independence Day!

[carsonshepherd]

Well, not till Monday. But everyone celebrate their own independence this weekend, and be safe... watch out for the drunk drivers, crazies and cops.

I'm outta here....

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm about to begin the cleaning process, for the Mrs. and I are throwing a bash for friends and fam. I should probably be less excited about all the work involved, but it's our first party together, so meh.

Be safe and have fun, everyone. And remember ... it is horrifically difficult to type after losing one's fingahs to firecrackers.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yay, Carson's coming! I guess I'd better clean up the house now.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Last year my two nephews told me I was "no fun" because I wouldn't let them shoot off bottle rockets from their hands. I told them I wasn't in the mood to rush them to the hospital and if their dad let them do it that was his choice, but they weren't doing it under my watch.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yay, Carson's coming! I guess I'd better clean up the house now.

naaah, screw it.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Last year my two nephews told me I was "no fun" because I wouldn't let them shoot off bottle rockets from their hands. I told them I wasn't in the mood to rush them to the hospital and if their dad let them do it that was his choice, but they weren't doing it under my watch.

I'm just against the idea of kids and anything that needs to be set on fire. Call me crazy, but you likely won't even see a sparkler here this weekend.

edited to addd: It's cooling off here, the high is only supposed to be 85 today and tommorow.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Last year my two nephews told me I was "no fun" because I wouldn't let them shoot off bottle rockets from their hands. I told them I wasn't in the mood to rush them to the hospital and if their dad let them do it that was his choice, but they weren't doing it under my watch.

Good call. I'm amazed I survived my crazy 4ths with all appendages in tact.

 

[Guest]

Yay, Carson's coming! I guess I'd better clean up the house now.

And if you read between the lines of his post, sounds like he'll driving over crazy drunk, and pursued by police.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

And if you read between the lines of his post, sounds like he'll driving over crazy drunk, and pursued by police.

Lol! Well, that's a long drive for a pursuit, I hope he takes a snack.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lol! Well, that's a long drive for a pursuit, I hope he takes a snack.

Nah, he'll snack on the cop that pulls him over and teach him how to make proper use of that night stick.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Nah, he'll snack on the cop that pulls him over and teach him how to make proper use of that night stick.

Your mind is even more perverted than I gave you credit for.








Not that it's a bad thing.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Nah, he'll snack on the cop that pulls him over and teach him how to make proper use of that night stick.

it'll be just like that Red Hot Chili Peppers song.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Nah, he'll snack on the cop that pulls him over and teach him how to make proper use of that night stick.

"Assume the position."

 

[Guest]

Lol! Well, that's a long drive for a pursuit, I hope he takes a snack.

I thought he'd enjoy having uniformed men chase him across three states. I heard rumors that "Smokey and the Bandit" is one of his favorites.

 

[carsonshepherd]

edited to addd: It's cooling off here, the high is only supposed to be 85 today and tommorow.

I'll bring a jacket

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'll bring a jacket

I don't know if you'll need it. God, I hope you will.

Smokey and the Bandit *snicker*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I thought he'd enjoy having uniformed men chase him across three states. I heard rumors that "Smokey and the Bandit" is one of his favorites.

Damn you! Now I have that song stuck in my head.

"East bound and down..."

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Damn you! Now I have that song stuck in my head.

"East bound and down..."

That's Carson's favorite.

Is that Jerry Reed?
*fans self*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Your mind is even more perverted than I gave you credit for.

Not that it's a bad thing.

*evil grin*
Only one woman knows the actual depths of this warped mind.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

"Assume the position."

That has to be one of the all-time funnest bedroom phrases.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

That's Carson's favorite.

Is that Jerry Reed?
*fans self*

I have it on CD in my car.

God bless Grokster.

 

[TheEarl]

Bloody colonials

The Earl

 

[minsue]

Bloody colonials

The Earl

. .

 

[Guest]

Bloody colonials

The Earl

But Earl, if the UK gave you a day off for every former colony's independence day, you'd never have to go to work.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Bloody colonials

The Earl

He's just jelous because we got the side of the Atlantic that has Disney World on it.