Increased productivitiy

[DustyWolfe]

How to increase worker productivity

1. Intravenous caffeine and Ginseng mix
2. Replace the coffee pot with an espresso machine
3. An optional 30 minute work out break (exercising creates endorphins which create energy)
4. Trips to a health spa
5. Most importantly. Healthy doses of Literotica at least twice a day

 

[Dhalgren]

You kidding..?
Lit lowers my productivity level…
Sits on top of my work.

My task bar is glaring at me right this very second.

 

[RawHumor]

You kidding..?
Lit lowers my productivity level…
Sits on top of my work.

My task bar is glaring at me right this very second.

Ditto that... Lit brings my productivity down to that of the mere mortals, but it helps to keep my morale up high!

LOL

 

[freescorfr]

Used to be my bar, then my mars bar. What's all this productivity concern? In Crete they live to 100 and produce practically nothing but children.

It's a concept from the slave age, from the post industrial slave age.

 

[DustyWolfe]

LOL... Being at lit helps keep me awake. I don't get so board with all the mundane crap

actually this was meant to be sort of funny

 

[RawHumor]

LOL... Being at lit helps keep me awake. I don't get so board with all the mundane crap

actually this was meant to be sort of funny

It IS funny... but those exercise meetings could be better served if you let compatible couples pair off in private offices.

 

[DustyWolfe]

That might work out better lol

 

[Dhalgren]

Oh..I should have added a smiling emoticon.

Yeah..I do know what you mean.

We all have different reasons for spending minutes upon minutes writing to each other..reading volumes of words in the process practically every day.

But there is something about Lit -the village that grew to immense proportions.. in virtual space- that is good for our souls…

And lots of coffee is indeed..very good!

 

[freescorfr]

Yes Dusty, but I got a coffee urge when I read your post, and it's night time here and giving in to temptaion I've had some. So you are entirely to blame if I stay up too late reading porn.

 

[Dhalgren]

Ohh yeah!
I forgot all about the porn.
~grins~

 

[DustyWolfe]

Oh..I should have added a smiling emoticon.

Yeah..I do know what you mean.

We all have different reasons for spending minutes upon minutes writing to each other..reading volumes of words in the process practically every day.

But there is something about Lit -the village that grew to immense proportions.. in virtual space- that is good for our souls…

And lots of coffee is indeed..very good!

Lit is addictive hehe... Sometimes I find myself just hanging on every post. Especially Jenj's in our SRP Field House lol

Yes yes.. Coffee....

Drinking a caramel macchiato from Starbucks at the moment

 

[DustyWolfe]

Yes Dusty, but I got a coffee urge when I read your post, and it's night time here and giving in to temptaion I've had some. So you are entirely to blame if I stay up too late reading porn.

OOOOPPPPPS.. Sorry about that

 

[freescorfr]

OOOOPPPPPS.. Sorry about that

Tut Tut!, Dusty.
First rule of healthy relationships - send back every blame. Nobody has any right to blame you for anything.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

5. Most importantly. Healthy doses of Literotica at least twice a day

I must be very heathy then, I log in about twice that a day

Hope you got your vitamins yesterday Dusty.

 

[Ishmael]

Oh yeah

Used to be my bar, then my mars bar. What's all this productivity concern? In Crete they live to 100 and produce practically nothing but children.

It's a concept from the slave age, from the post industrial slave age.

Screw the productivity. I'm now operating under the assumption that a friend of mine is right. He beleives that we're here to do certain things, then we're gone.

I'm now taking as long as I can to do EVERYTHING. Quantity is down, but I think that quality is up.

Ishmael

 

[DustyWolfe]

Tut Tut!, Dusty.
First rule of healthy relationships - send back every blame. Nobody has any right to blame you for anything.

Thank you. I really need to remember that. I apologize for everything. I apologize even when it is not necessary lol...

 

[DustyWolfe]

Re: Re: Increased productivitiy

I must be very heathy then, I log in about twice that a day

Hope you got your vitamins yesterday Dusty.

Yes, I did... drinking a caramel machiato now.. LOL

 

[Dillinger]

I have to say that Lit definitely decreases my productivity... if we are defining productivity as only relating the the amount of work that one gets done.

The quality of my work has not diminished... and I've still got my job and still seem to get more than my share of kudos. So its not all bad...

But... I do often procrastinate on work in favor of posting to Lit...

Usually long posts... longer than this one even. Much longer.... complex, involved..

Posts that tend to go on and on and on... rambling - sidetracking... my mind awash in dreams of pussy and politics, rears and religion, ta tas and tangents...

 

[Dhalgren]

Loving that new Avatar, Dilly..

LVX



This place does wonders for the humans whom inhabit it..

 

[Dillinger]

Thanks... I'm feeling considerably more Eristically Discordian these days...

And.. its a good feeling, I tell ya, a good feeling!

Now get your sweet ass over and post on my ass thread? *grin*

 

[Weird Harold]

Drinking a caramel macchiato from Starbucks at the moment

I thought you were talking about coffee, not hot milkshakes.

 

[DustyWolfe]

I thought you were talking about coffee, not hot milkshakes.

LMAO.. no.. this would be a cold one. It's iced