Increased 9-11 Chatter

[SINthysist]

TERRORISTS: Where's Osama? Where is he? Was THAT the promised video? Is that all you have for us? We didn't even SEE him... I'm not gonna strike until I see Osama! You might say I'm on strike!

 

[Guest]

Osama is presumed dead by me.
However, Al Quida has trained at least 10,000 individuals in bomb making and such. Recently, Moroccan police has arrested and prevented attack on U.S. warship. Al Quida cells and individuals are spread wide throughout the world, including USA. They are re-grouping and waiting the right moment. They won't stop. Thay believe they are right. They believe Allah is on their side. That makes them extreamly dangerous to us depocracy loving Capitalists.

Hip-hip-hooray to the corporate America!