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[StrawberryPez]

Do you ever go to bed after an eventful day and just lay there feeling like you didn't do something you should have done?

I'm having one of those nights/mornings. I'm tired but I feel like I could have done so much more with my day. Here it is 3 am and I feel so......

empty.

 

[Liontamr]

I know there are times at night when I do go to bed at midnight or 1am thinking "This is wayyy to early.. Isn't there something else I can do?" Then again I haven't gone to bed real early in the last few weeks.

But no, you aren't the only one that feels that way at times..

 

[StrawberryPez]

Thank god

I was beginning to think I was the only one. I'm listening to mellow CDs and trying to relax. Hoping it will make me pass out, but no luck so far. Kinda sucks.

I need entertainment.

 

[Liontamr]

I learned quickly mellow CD's just bore the hell out of me but never quite put me to sleep.

As far as entertainment though... that can be many things... Depends on what you are in the mood to do.

 

[StrawberryPez]

I want lots of people to talk to. So much that I'm laughing a lot and my stomach hurts from it. Then I KNOW I'd get tired.

Good conversation is what I want.

 

[Liontamr]

Well I don't know about good conversation... But I'd like to think I can make you laugh a little:

What to say when caught sleeping at your desk:

10) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9) "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7) "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6) "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5) "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?"

4) "Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3) "The coffee machine is broken..."

2) "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..."

1) ".....in Jesus' name, Amen."

 

[StrawberryPez]

LOL

I like the 4) "Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

Or

2) "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..."


Those sound like me. Especially the coffee one.

 

[Liontamr]

#6 Would be something I'd say in a heartbeat... To know me is to know I always come up with lame / funny excuses.

One more:

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did about sex.
"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!"

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I'll show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes, dropped to the ground and spread her legs wide.

"Here," she said, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.

Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees first!"

 

[riff]

This is one of the reasons I adopted a kitten. She doesn't fill all of my holes but I am hoping maybe I can help fill some of hers.

And no, I am not talking about vaginas or rectums.

 

[Hawthorne]

If you feel like you haven't done something, you're probably right.
Something's missing in your life and tonights a good a night as any to work out what it is.
Write it down, get it out, make a list, and tomorrow you can start working on it...

 

[StrawberryPez]

I have a cat. She's pregnant I'm gonna be a grammy!! But she's cranky, so I can't cuddle her. *pout*

Thank you Hawthorne. I'll have to do that. Hopefully it will work.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i feel like that almost everyday can never figure out why

 

[alexandraaah]

The good thing about nights like that is you get to go to sleep and try again the next day.