Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head

[LarzMachine]

Nope, I'm not dead, just been offline for the last several months. When your only internet access is through the library in East Cooterville (Brookings) South Dakota, Literotica (especially "GLBT Chatter") isn't really an option. So now I'm living in SoDak. Whee.

Does anyone know of ANYTHING to do in this Larzforsaken state? I've been here since Thanksgiving, and I've never known boredom so intense. It's like My old home town, but even more boring.

 

[glamorilla]

hey larz...good to see things are okay.

i have no clue how to go about finding fun where you are tho.

 

[LarzMachine]

hey larz...good to see things are okay.

As OK as they can be in East Cooterville, where the consensus is "Gays have more rights than anyone else on the planet" simply because lynchings have gone out of favor... Yep, I'm living in the closet out here...

i have no clue how to go about finding fun where you are tho.

I don't think anyone does. Boring doesn't begin to describe this place. So far the only entertainment I've found is a store a few blocks away with the biggest selection of GURPS (the main RPG I play) books I've ever seen -- which is astonishing considering in Minneapolis the game was practically unknown and you'd find like 10 of the 200+ books if you were lucky.

 

[Etoile]

Yikes, sorry to hear you're trapped there!

I tried searching for Brookings "South Dakota" gay at Google and got basically zilch. That's scary. Sorry!

 

[LarzMachine]

I tried searching for Brookings "South Dakota" gay at Google and got basically zilch. That's scary. Sorry!

Yep. I did the same thing through a few search engines, and I came up with a few FriendFinder affiliates. Joy. At least there are a few Yahoo groups with people in the area. Of course, I'm probably not any of their types... So it goes.

And as for going back to women, hooooooo boy. The idea of breeding with any of these people (especially accidentally) is beyond merely terrifying. That and the last two times I tried, it was an absolute disaster. One I couldn't get off me with a stick, then left me for an actual Nazi (he ran for Mayor of Minneapolis a few years back on the "White Working Man's Party" ticket), and the other kept gleefully talking about all the horrible things she'd like to do to rodents in front of my rat. I knew the rat before I knew her, and I know the rat won't screw me over.

 

[glamorilla]

you should look out for alternative newspapers and magazines. here in the city we have a few like Next and HX that have club and party listings and goings on. you might want to try the advocate and the advocate unzipped as well~i think they have a state by state listing of gay bars and clubs..

 

[thickspear]

hey larz...i've known people living in remote areas and they have no shortage of great things to do..here's a few examples...

rat stomping...i'm not exactly sure how it's done but i suggest wearing boots for this one...

shooting...as simple as a bb gun...indoors or out..actually anyplace is good for shooting...especially if there are flys indoors...i've even put strike anywhere matches in the end of the barrel for anti-aircraft ammo...ooh it splats a fly against the wall and gives a nice little black mark too

i haven't done this one yet but it sounds like fun....rig up an arab outfit...then hide near a roadside and jump out just before a car passes and yell something about ali akbar as you run back into the brush..those gentle folks'll be slapping their thighs and wheezing in delight as theydrink their beer and tell and retell about the time an arab was running around the brush

i got millions more ideas but minutes i aint got so i'll have to add more later...let me know how these work..

ts

 

[LarzMachine]

hey larz...i've known people living in remote areas and they have no shortage of great things to do..here's a few examples...

rat stomping...i'm not exactly sure how it's done but i suggest wearing boots for this one...

I have a PET rat... Rat stomping -- NO. LOL

shooting...as simple as a bb gun...indoors or out..actually anyplace is good for shooting...especially if there are flys indoors...i've even put strike anywhere matches in the end of the barrel for anti-aircraft ammo...ooh it splats a fly against the wall and gives a nice little black mark too

I'll have to do that.

i haven't done this one yet but it sounds like fun....rig up an arab outfit...then hide near a roadside and jump out just before a car passes and yell something about ali akbar as you run back into the brush..those gentle folks'll be slapping their thighs and wheezing in delight as theydrink their beer and tell and retell about the time an arab was running around the brush

Something wrong with you, brah. I'll definitely have to give that one a try.

i got millions more ideas but minutes i aint got so i'll have to add more later...let me know how these work..

Please do!