SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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This afternoon I was working hard at cleaning my trailer when a neighbor came over and started talking wth me. I was up on the ladder scrubbing away when his wife and kids came over to see what was going on. To say the kids were hyper would be like saying a Tsunami is a wave. It's correct but off by an order of magnitude. If these kids were to be held in place they would just vibrate into another dimension.
Now it's my fault, I should have climbed down and talked with them but I didn't. I kept working as we talked and the kids raced around. One of the kids slingshotted off the father and followed closely by his sister careened into the foot of the ladder. Can you see where this is going? Two overweight kids crashing into a ladder with me up top? (There's a reason I don't like ladders.)
The foot of the ladder went that a way and I'm heading for the ground on an angle. The scrub brush I'm using is on a nice parabolic arc as I'm seeing the ground coming up at me. I pushed away from the ladder and hit the ground on my feet but going sideways. I did as I was trained to do and went into a classic P.L.F.
When I sat up I could already feel it. I must be out of practice. My right hip was sore. Not my butt where I hit but the front of my hip. I struggled to my feet and stood there swaying for a bit as I moved my leg. Nothing seemed broken but it was a bit sore.
I finished cleaning the trailer.
This evening I sat down at the computer for a bit. When I went to get up I almost tipped over. Oh man does my hip smart. I at the least pulled something in there. Nothing feels broken but I did some damage. It supports my weight but if I move it wrong or put force on it at any angle other than straight on it smarts.
This should make it interesting tomorrow when I start painting the trailer.
Pain lets me know I'm alive. Tomorrow should be damned near existential.
Cat
Now it's my fault, I should have climbed down and talked with them but I didn't. I kept working as we talked and the kids raced around. One of the kids slingshotted off the father and followed closely by his sister careened into the foot of the ladder. Can you see where this is going? Two overweight kids crashing into a ladder with me up top? (There's a reason I don't like ladders.)
The foot of the ladder went that a way and I'm heading for the ground on an angle. The scrub brush I'm using is on a nice parabolic arc as I'm seeing the ground coming up at me. I pushed away from the ladder and hit the ground on my feet but going sideways. I did as I was trained to do and went into a classic P.L.F.
When I sat up I could already feel it. I must be out of practice. My right hip was sore. Not my butt where I hit but the front of my hip. I struggled to my feet and stood there swaying for a bit as I moved my leg. Nothing seemed broken but it was a bit sore.
I finished cleaning the trailer.
This evening I sat down at the computer for a bit. When I went to get up I almost tipped over. Oh man does my hip smart. I at the least pulled something in there. Nothing feels broken but I did some damage. It supports my weight but if I move it wrong or put force on it at any angle other than straight on it smarts.
This should make it interesting tomorrow when I start painting the trailer.
Pain lets me know I'm alive. Tomorrow should be damned near existential.
Cat