Incestuous relationship with Grandpa

HeMan-n-pookie

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Hi, Pookie here! My HeMan and I introduced ourselves earlier today on this thread: http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=86525

I have vigorous sex with my HeMan, who is 71 (I'm 27.) HeMan "was" my grandfather but NOT related by blood. He married my grandma (God rest her soul) So he's actually my step granddaddy. Though, now that grandma is in Heaven... maybe he's not related at all!

Does this relationship sound incestuous-like? I worry about that more since we've started discussing the possibility of a little HeMan (or a little Pookie.)

Pookie :kiss:
 
Hey I read that in the incest section......

:p
 
Re: Hey I read that in the incest section......

Siren said:
didnt I?

71 vs. 27?

quite a spread there.

whatever gets your engine running.
The age doesn't bother us. And we're not blood related. But you know how some people are. His family is making a fuss about it. They think I want to marry him for the money. The funny thing is, he spends money on me all the time. I have everything I want. I don't need to marry him for that. But if we start a family (our doctor said it was possible) then I want to be married. But of course, I feel funny about him once being my step-grandfather, even though it was only for a few years.
 
I'm still pissed off a 27 year-old woman told me I was too old for her! :rolleyes:

This doesn't help!
 
Zamdrist said:
I'm still pissed off a 27 year-old woman told me I was too old for her! :rolleyes:

This doesn't help!
When I choose a lover, I don't worry about something as insignificant as age. My HeMan is still youthful in his mind, and he's physically fit. (Maybe it's all those herbs he's been growing and using.)
 
Actually is sounds like a Willy Nelson song.

I'm My Own Grandpa
( Lonzo & Oscar )

It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.


I'm not making fun, this song just cracks me up and you reminded me of it.
 
sunstruck said:
Actually is sounds like a Willy Nelson song.

I'm My Own Grandpa
( Lonzo & Oscar )

It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.


I'm not making fun, this song just cracks me up and you reminded me of it.
This is exactly what worries me! Family still thinks of us as granddaughter and grandfather. They'll think my kids are my aunts and uncles, and that he's their father and great grandfather, and... :confused:
 
HeMan-n-pookie said:

When I choose a lover, I don't worry about something as insignificant as age. My HeMan is still youthful in his mind, and he's physically fit. (Maybe it's all those herbs he's been growing and using.)

Actually people mistake differences in age with sex & maturity.

People think that because one is physically attracted to an older mate that that means it's all OK.

Think about maturity levels and life goals and where each of you are in your lives.

And you want kids...surely I don't have to spell out the troubles there...where will daddy be?

He will be 6 feet under. It's not a good idea, despite the fact you have no problem having sex with him/her.
 
& I thought I was the only one who was thinking of this song....

:)
Like my friend likes to say...
whatever gets you through the night.
 
Zamdrist said:


Actually people mistake differences in age with sex & maturity.

People think that because one is physically attracted to an older mate that that means it's all OK.

Think about maturity levels and life goals and where each of you are in your lives.

And you want kids...surely I don't have to spell out the troubles there...where will daddy be?

He will be 6 feet under. It's not a good idea, despite the fact you have no problem having sex with him/her.
Well, just about everyone in his family has lived to be between 95-103. So my hopes are high that he'll be around for another 30 years. The doctor tells him that he's in great shape and that he has the body of a 50 year old.
 
*bratcat* said:
Look...here is the way I see it.

He IS your grandfather...you ARE having an incestuous relationship. He was brought into your family as an authority figure and to represent a grandfather figure.

If I was to start doing the horizontal bop with my stepfather after my mother died...I would be guilty of the same thing.
You know, I think that just might be part of the attraction.
 
HeMan-n-pookie said:

Well, just about everyone in his family has lived to be between 95-103. So my hopes are high that he'll be around for another 30 years. The doctor tells him that he's in great shape and that he has the body of a 50 year old.

Uh...so?

Will he be able to play catch with his son when he's 103? Not likely?

I can't think of a dad daughter activity off the top of my head, but same applies.

Think serious upon it. Very seriously, and not together.
 
Zamdrist said:


Uh...so?

Will he be able to play catch with his son when he's 103? Not likely?

I can't think of a dad daughter activity off the top of my head, but same applies.

Think serious upon it. Very seriously, and not together.
By the time he's 103, the kid will be at least 30 and probably not playing catch.
 
ya hope he lives to be 103?

:p
 
Re: Re: Hey I read that in the incest section......

HeMan-n-pookie said:

The age doesn't bother us. And we're not blood related. But you know how some people are. His family is making a fuss about it. They think I want to marry him for the money. The funny thing is, he spends money on me all the time. I have everything I want. I don't need to marry him for that. But if we start a family (our doctor said it was possible) then I want to be married. But of course, I feel funny about him once being my step-grandfather, even though it was only for a few years.

It sounds like it's perfectly alright with you. So, why did you ask? Are a bunch of people on a web site going to change your mind?

I'm not going to even give my thoughts on it. It's your business and I'm not really sure what your point is with this thread.
 
Re: ya hope he lives to be 103?

Siren said:
oh yea.........

that will make for some hot sexy nites........

sorry, but that is ridiculous.

:D :D :D
HeMan here! Now listen up gal! I at 103, I may no longer have any of my teeth, hair, or some of my original parts, but I'll still be fuckin'!

HeMan
 
The simple truth?

You're turned on by the fact your're fucking your grandaughter/grandpa and have mistaken it for love.

That's it.
 
Re: Re: Re: Hey I read that in the incest section......

Wiggles said:


It sounds like it's perfectly alright with you. So, why did you ask? Are a bunch of people on a web site going to change your mind?

I'm not going to even give my thoughts on it. It's your business and I'm not really sure what your point is with this thread.
Pookie said that the point of this thread is to get feedback on what constitutes an incestuous relationship.

I find the opinions she's received, so far, to be most fascinating and informative. Even yours.
 
Zamdrist said:
The simple truth?

You're turned on by the fact your're fucking your grandaughter/grandpa and have mistaken it for love.

That's it.
The truth is never that simple. Though, in this case, it could be!
 
Zamdrist said:
The simple truth?

You're turned on by the fact your're fucking your grandaughter/grandpa and have mistaken it for love.

That's it.


Either that or she's full of shit. Ya know, just a theory.
 
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