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[Wolf]

Guy wants to suduce his aunt while uncle is at work anyone know how I could do that or wright a really good story about that anyone?

[Edited by Wolf on 12-04-2000 at 08:57 AM]

 

[Guest]

Don't think that you can if that's how you spell right!

 

[R Nitelight]

Wolf

Do you have something you'd like to share with the class?

 

[Wolf]

Re: Wolf

that depends if you can wright a story about what I was talking about.

 

[Graymouse]

I'm sorry. I can't take it. I swear I'm not anal, but please, someone, anyone, do this for me: Write. W-R-I-T-E.

write (rite') v. To scribe.
right (rite') adj. Correct.
Wright (rite') n. Frank Lloyd.

I'm really not mocking you, but for Christ' sake, someone had to do it.

 

[JHolley67]

Thanks a lot, Gray....

Damn, Gray, you beat me to it.

And I love to start shit. And you missed a couple of obvious ones, like Wright brothers, Wright Patterson AFB (home of Hangar 18) Andrew Lloyd Weber, father of the modern charcoal grill....


Jason

 

[Weird Harold]

Wright (rite') n. Frank Lloyd.

Actually, I think it's more likely to be:

wright (rite') v. Archaic To craft. n. Archaic One who crafts. i.e. a Millwright, Wheelwright, cartwright, et al.

 

[Graymouse]

See, I was just sticking with the basics. Baby steps, Harold. Baby steps.

 

[Weird Harold]

See, I was just sticking with the basics. Baby steps, Harold. Baby steps.

True, but I was giving him the benefit of the doubt.

"...or wright a really good story about that..."

Could be construed as a really old dude who wanted advice on becoming a "wordwright."

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm sorry. I can't take it. I swear I'm not anal, but please, someone, anyone, do this for me: Write. W-R-I-T-E.

write (rite') v. To scribe.
right (rite') adj. Correct.
Wright (rite') n. Frank Lloyd.

I'm really not mocking you, but for Christ' sake, someone had to do it.

Yes, sweetie, you are anal. Thank gawd, I'm not alone in grammar/punctuation/spelling prissiness.

 

[Ambrosious]

You got that rite.

 

[Closet Desire]

Duh?

What's all the hubbub? Wite, Wong, who cares? I'm after a wabbit.

 

[Milkyway]

Anal? ANAL?!?

Hey, I can do that! Oh, I see what you mean. Or to make Wolf feel at home, i se wot yoo meen.
Wolf; as a response to your request, it probably wouldn't be a problem for any of the many talented authors on here to knock up a 'nephew seduces aunt' story, but if it's your particular fantasy, it's unlikely to develop along the lines you've imagined. It would be like going to see the film of a really good book only to find out that Hollywood has totally changed it; very frustrating. So why not have a go yourself? And (by the way, never begin a sentence with 'and'. I can get away with it because I'm English and it's my language to use as I wish, but as you Americans are just borrowing it you have to use it properly!) if you draft it on any word processor you can spell and grammar check it before you submit it. The authors tips would help too.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, regards, Milkyway

 

[Wolf]

You people know how to make a guy feel like shit don't ya. I mean dam I spell one word wrong and everyone has to say something about it.

 

[Weird Harold]

spelling crtiques

You people know how to make a guy feel like shit don't ya. I mean dam I spell one word wrong and everyone has to say something about it.

Please don't take it personally. Almost everyone has had a turn in the barrell over spelling and grammar here. Think of it as a learning experience.

 

[Graymouse]

Wolf, I'm sorry. I never intended it as an insult, just good-natured ribbing. If it's any condolance, I mock myself in the same manner. And I posted that partly because it wasn't just you; the person who posted second (I think it was) misspelled (or spelled the wrong version, rather) the same word. It was just funny; that's all.

 

[JHolley67]

Re: Anal? ANAL?!?

It would be like going to see the film of a really good book only to find out that Hollywood has totally changed it; very frustrating.

Oh, so you've seen Starship Troopers too?

Jason

 

[Skibum]

Re: Re: Anal? ANAL?!?

Oh, so you've seen Starship Troopers too?

Great book, mediocre movie, and only a superficial resemblence.

 

[JHolley67]

Movies? Yeah, I know movies.

Oh, so you've seen Starship Troopers too?

Great book, mediocre movie, and only a superficial resemblence.

Well, yeah, Skibum, that was kinda my point. Enjoy the book, enjoy the movie, but don't read the book and expect the movie to be anything like it.

Jason

 

[JadedHeart]

Re: spelling crtiques

Almost everyone has had a turn in the barrell over spelling and grammar here. Think of it as a learning experience.

I haven't. I feel left out!

 

[Softly]

The STORY is the thing!

Wolf,
You drive your aunt to her camp on Lake Ontario to paint the porch. After you finish, you both sit in chairs in the sun sipping on bloody mary drinks. She gets drunk, and tells you that she once was a "Hot Woman," with many men after her.

You ask if she made love to a lot of them. She tells you all about what she did, and then she gets hot for you.

Go to it. Let spell check catch your mistakes later. Above all else have a good time. You have to start someplace. The
critics be damned.

 

[JHolley67]

Whose turn is it?

Almost everyone has had a turn in the barrell over spelling and grammar here. Think of it as a learning experience.

I haven't. I feel left out!

Okay, Wolf! Out of the barrel. JadedHeart wants a turn.


Jason

 

[Wolf]

Dang all I wanted to know was could someone wright a good story about what I wrote that's all. but it is cool to have so many people reply to this.

 

[JadedHeart]

Re: Whose turn is it?

Okay, Wolf! Out of the barrel. JadedHeart wants a turn.

Jason [/B]

Jason, care to join me?

 

[JHolley67]

OH, Hell yeah!

But first let me put a cork in this knot-hole over here....

Jason
B)