Incest

[spat13]

i want to have sex with my mom, please help

 

[thør]

What caliber?

 

[dg]

So what you do is you tell her "Mommy, Baby want suckle". And then she spreads her legs and you kind of just ease your way into the vagina.

 

[spat13]

What caliber?

What do you mean caliber?

 

[dolf]

What caliber?

I laughed.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

i want to have sex with my mom, please help

You want us to hold her down?

 

[AllyRose]

Mom, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Disgustipated]

i want to have sex with my mom, please help

Enjoy my sloppy seconds.

 

[dg]

Mom, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Nice.

 

[Amy_K]

i want to have sex with my mom, please help

Have you tried answering her Craigslist ad?

 

[thør]

I think a little black magic is required. Brenneke Black Magic.

 

[AllyRose]

In all seriousness, here's what you do:

Go to the grocery store and buy a jar of honey and whipped cream. Run back home, take your pants off and dip your weenie in the honey.

This is important, because bitches love honey.

Make sure that you've taken your shirt off too, because this next step is crucial. Take the whipped cream and spray the cream onto your chest so that it covers your nipples (maraschino cherries are optional). Remember... if your weenie isn't dipped in honey then you're fucked.

Take a few selfies before the whipped cream melts, because then you'll just look like an idiot.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

In all seriousness, here's what you do:

Go to the grocery store and buy a jar of honey and whipped cream. Run back home, take your pants off and dip your weenie in the honey.

This is important, because bitches love honey.

Make sure that you've taken your shirt off too, because this next step is crucial. Take the whipped cream and spray the cream onto your chest so that it covers your nipples (maraschino cherries are optional). Remember... if your weenie isn't dipped in honey then you're fucked.

Take a few selfies before the whipped cream melts, because then you'll just look like an idiot.

Didn't James Van Der Beek do that in Varsity Blues?

 

[RedAllan]

This is what I like about the GB, so family friendly

 

[John Doe]

In all seriousness, here's what you do:

Go to the grocery store and buy a jar of honey and whipped cream. Run back home, take your pants off and dip your weenie in the honey.

This is important, because bitches love honey.

Make sure that you've taken your shirt off too, because this next step is crucial. Take the whipped cream and spray the cream onto your chest so that it covers your nipples (maraschino cherries are optional). Remember... if your weenie isn't dipped in honey then you're fucked.

Take a few selfies before the whipped cream melts, because then you'll just look like an idiot.

Then send us the pics.

 

[parodyluvr75]

YW.

 

[1sickbastard]

i want to have sex with my mom, please help

Get one of your friends to have her blind fold herself for their next 'date', then take his place.

 

[Wife of Bath]

To be clear, do you want help having sex with your mom, or help to avert these sexual feelings towards your mom?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

To be clear, do you want help having sex with your mom, or help to avert these sexual feelings towards your mom?

Oh, he wants her.

BIG TIME.

 

[subdued_passion]

You want us to hold her down?

:snerk:

i want to have sex with my mom, please help

Wouldn't your dad be in a better position to help? And he's your dad, so of course he's gonna offer up good advice.

 

[MNGuy]

From all the porn I watch, your best bet is to let our mom catch you masturbating, because mom's will always end up helping you out by fucking you.

Evidence 1

Evidence 2

 

[pete]

This is important, because bitches love honey.

you read my blog!! how sweet.

yes its true, bitches do love honey, they can't get enough. its their kryptonite, and any strategem involving gobs of honey is sure to be met with success.

please don't forget us and all our sage advice when you reach shangri-la*


[size=-4]unless shangri-la is a police barracks, in which case you don't know us and ain't never heard of us, capice???[/size]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/1720080d0e5029aec84ee6b56e505026/tumblr_mfkuzai1oO1rkvt2co1_500.jpg

My mother and I managed to con a clueless priest into giving us a wedding ceremony. Then we went on our honeymoon. Seven months later, the only part of her wedding outfit she was able to fit into was the veil.

She’s old enough it’ll be our only baby, but we’re happy to have it.​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

i want to have sex with my mom, please help

You want us to hold her down?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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