IncEl Camino: Musk truck gone amok

[RoryN]

lol

Tesla Cybertruck Owners' Forum Is Already Full Of Tales Of Broken, Malfunctioning Cybertrucks

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-cybertruck-owners-forum-is-already-full-of-tales-1851388334

Cybertruck Deliveries Hit By Electrical Gremlins? Consultant CEO's Ride Stalls In 5 Miles, Another's Down In 4 Days

https://www.tradingview.com/news/be...e-stalls-in-5-miles-another-s-down-in-4-days/

Biggest lemon yet’: YouTuber documents 5 critical failures in first 40 miles with new Cybertruck

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cybertruck-failure-gears-down/

 

[Bray123]

How long until they start being shot into space?

 

[RoryN]

How long until they start being shot into space?

SpaceX rockets are legit.

These Teslas tho...

 

[dmallord]

SpaceX rockets are legit.

These Teslas tho...

An unconfirmed rumor is that Delco Batteries Inc. is spearheading a Roswell, NM plant expansion that intends to use recycled aluminum cans and enriched uranium Delco dry cell batteries to create a rival SpaceX platform.

The project is secretly touted as the first reusable, non-polluting, Mars-capable vessel to be part of the Space Force efforts created under Trump's administration. Part of that is the so-secret-no-one-knows-about-it-yet collection of documents Trump has/had at Mar-a-Lago. Rumors, allegedly, are that Trump will be aboard the first away mission and handle the ribbon-cutting ceremony for Trump Mars Tower when it arrives. [After it is safely tested, of course.]

Which, by the way, is why the Florida trial in that key case cannot ever go to trial. The Top-secret designs are too hush-hush to bring up.

I'd like to share more, but you know the stuff is Top Secret, so this is all I can share without putting the project in jeopardy. Please do not share this with anyone. If it gets out, everybody will be buying shares in Delco and those first billions are reserved for inside traders!

 

[RoryN]

Tesla’s Cybertrucks were ‘rushed out,’ are malfunctioning at astounding rate

https://nypost.com/2024/04/08/busin...ed-out-are-malfunctioning-at-astounding-rate/

 

[PaxNurgle]

Those things have to be the stupidest and not to mention, ugliest vehicles on the road, surpassing even the BMW i3 (which is no mean feat.) The first time I saw one I was like "What the fuck is that thing, some joke that a six year old designed with crayons?"
"Rushed out" is an understatement; it should never have left the drafting table in the first place!