Inappropriate office conversations

[wishfulthinking]

At work (different office to my usual one, that must explain it) people were talking about the Eurovision song contest. One of them said they liked the "grandma beats her drum" song. And I said, is that the female equivalent for spanking the monkey? They all gave me blank stares. I couldn't believe they had no clue what I was talking about. Thankfully, another lawyer, when explained the situation, was prepared to give them the birds and the bees talk. I wash my hands of them! Thank f* christ I am back to my usual office on Monday!

Ramble over!

Glad to be back

 

[Guest]

i have a date on monday.

 

[rgraham666]

At work (different office to my usual one, that must explain it) people were talking about the Eurovision song contest. One of them said they liked the "grandma beats her drum" song. And I said, is that the female equivalent for spanking the monkey? They all gave me blank stares. I couldn't believe they had no clue what I was talking about. Thankfully, another lawyer, when explained the situation, was prepared to give them the birds and the bees talk. I wash my hands of them! Thank f* christ I am back to my usual office on Monday!

Ramble over!

Glad to be back

Glad to have you back, wishful.

 

[Guest]

i have a date on monday.

That's a healthy addition to your diet.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Glad to have you back, wishful.

Glad to see your face again

Dran, I don't think it counts if the date is with itself