scheherazade_79
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- sexual or otherwise. What are the worst you've ever heard about? Have you been involved in any?
My nephew went to a cave complex in Spain. There was a string quartet performing classical music in the biggest cave, and rows of seating all around it. He sat at the back with his parents and during the silence before the first note was played, he suddenly shouted:
"Want a wee! Want a wee!"
There were no toilets nearby and his mother had forgotten to bring the portable potty, so he was forced to relieve himself into a bottle of Sprite.
He sat and listened to the music for a little while, then thought he recognised the tune and launched into a loud rendition of "Row, row, row your boat", shaking the bottle of Sprite around like a tambourine.
He was taken out soon after that
My nephew went to a cave complex in Spain. There was a string quartet performing classical music in the biggest cave, and rows of seating all around it. He sat at the back with his parents and during the silence before the first note was played, he suddenly shouted:
"Want a wee! Want a wee!"
There were no toilets nearby and his mother had forgotten to bring the portable potty, so he was forced to relieve himself into a bottle of Sprite.
He sat and listened to the music for a little while, then thought he recognised the tune and launched into a loud rendition of "Row, row, row your boat", shaking the bottle of Sprite around like a tambourine.
He was taken out soon after that
