Inadvertent Porn Names

[Wifetheif]

I just finished a lost world tale that was firsr published in the early 1940s in a pulp magazine. The tale was mediocre but had a character name that brought immature chuckles every time I read it. The author named one of his characters, a red-faced sailor, "Windy Muff" NOW there is a porn name if there ever was one! Every time I encountered it my mind imagined ads for X-rated movies starring Windy Muff and the like. It took me out of the story completely. Have you stumbled across inadvertent porn names while reading for pleasure? Let's share them!

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I just finished a lost world tale that was firsr published in the early 1940s in a pulp magazine. The tale was mediocre but had a character name that brought immature chuckles every time I read it. The author named one of his characters, a red-faced sailor, "Windy Muff" NOW there is a porn name if there ever was one! Every time I encountered it my mind imagined ads for X-rated movies starring Windy Muff and the like. It took me out of the story completely. Have you stumbled across inadvertent porn names while reading for pleasure? Let's share them!

Um, Is her nickname 'Queef'?

 

[NuclearFairy]

Um, Is her nickname 'Queef'?

Windy spelled with an I in the 40s, I'm guessing it's a guy. Although if his nickname was Queef that'd be even funnier.

 

[TheLobster]

Not while reading and I'm pretty sure it was intentional, but Pussy Galore is a classic.

 

[HordHolm]

Reminds me of the old game - 'what was the name of your first pet', followed by 'what was your mother's maiden name'? That's your porn name.

 

[iwatchus]

Not while reading and I'm pretty sure it was intentional, but Pussy Galore is a classic.

I still can't believe the Hayes Office let that one go through. The producer had a backup name ready for when it got rejected, but it didn't.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

The first head of the World Anti-Doping Agency was Dick Pound. He probably should have gone by his middle name.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pound

 

[TheLobster]

The first head of the World Anti-Doping Agency was Dick Pound. He probably should have gone by his middle name.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pound

Agreed. His Wikipedia page includes a sentence:

He is currently the longest-serving member of the IOC.

and I’ll never know what it says because my brain stops after “He is currently the longest.”

 

[TiberiusPrime]

and I’ll never know what it says because my brain stops after “He is currently the longest.”

I read it as: He currently has the longest member of the IOC.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I read it as: He currently has the longest member of the IOC.

Now we just need to decipher what IOC REALLY stands for...

 

[TiberiusPrime]

Now we just need to decipher what IOC REALLY stands for...

Insanely opulent cock?

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Insanely opulent cock?

Incredible Orgasm Committe?

 

[TiberiusPrime]

Incredible Orgasm Committe?

That thing would never get out of committee then....

 

[ericalauren]

There was a porn actor in the 1980’s whose name was either Candy Apples or Candi Apples. I wondered if that’s a reference to flushed/red butt cheeks.

 

[lovecraft68]

About 25 years ago there was a guy running for city council "Rod Driver" who was this little old man and those posters were everywhere.

 

[iwatchus]

Then there is the former congress critter Richard Armey, who went by Dick. He discovered that the federally mandated web blockers, that he had personally pushed through, all blocked the "Elect Dick Armey" site. He swapped from an ardent supporter to an opponent.

 

[Britva415]

a red-faced sailor, "Windy Muff"

Queefqueg

 

[Ciceri]

I like Tuesday Welt

 

[RetroFan]

I don't know how journalists reporting on the misdeeds of former American politician Anthony Weiner - who had a particular liking of sending sexually explicit pictures of himself to women - managed to keep a straight face while doing so.

 

[Nynah]

The first head of the World Anti-Doping Agency was Dick Pound. He probably should have gone by his middle name.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pound

The causal effect of Dick Pound turns into:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_N._Swett

 

[RetroFan]

Down here in Australia we have some interesting names for towns and suburbs that create some amusing double meanings.

For example in Perth Western Australia there are three suburbs called Innaloo, Upper Swan and Cockburn. Cockburn speaks for itself although it is not pronounced as it is spelled, but it could be an amusing setting for a story. Likewise Innaloo (inside a toilet) might be a great setting for a toilet voyeurism story. Probably though it would be best to avoid Upper Swan as a setting for your story.

In the Northern Territory capital Darwin there is suburb called Fannie Bay, which might be great for vagina fans (fanny means vagina in many countries including Australia), while in Sydney there is Rooty Hill (root is a slang term for sex in Australia). Tasmania has a place named Boobs Flat.

In the Queensland capital Brisbane there aren't really any amusing place names, but there is an amusingly named landmark, this the Queensland Government Tower. Constructed in the mid 2010s and for a time the tallest building on Brisbane's skyline, it has the nickname of 'The Tower of Power'. However, it has another far less official nickname. The skyscraper's appearance - it is black in colour and has a phallic sort of shape - plus its address of 1 William Street Brisbane has led people to name it 'One Giant Willy'.

 

[ericalauren]

I don't know how journalists reporting on the misdeeds of former American politician Anthony Weiner - who had a particular liking of sending sexually explicit pictures of himself to women - managed to keep a straight face while doing so.

It wasn’t just women. Anthony Weiner sent explicit pictures of himself to a child, too.

 

[Baztrachian]

Have you stumbled across inadvertent porn names while reading for pleasure?

"Monica Lewinsky"

 

[TheRedChamber]

Not while reading and I'm pretty sure it was intentional, but Pussy Galore is a classic.

Reminder that Pussy Galore is the character's circus performer name so it's not even Fleming being sly, but the outragousness of it is justified in-universe.

While we're here we should probably run down the other classics...

Plenty O'Toole - named after her father.
Honey Ryder
Kissy Suzuki
Mary Goodnight - appropos of nothing, I actually attended school with a girl whose surname was Gotobed - the name etymology books comment for it is that it is 'exactly what it sounds like'
Chew Mee - by far the worst one on this list.
Holly Goodhead
Octopussy - a codename rather than an actual moniker, but still.
Xenia Onnatop - Onnatop? Onnatop!
Dr Christmas Jones - comes more than once a year.
Dr Molly Warmflash - thanks to the Internet for this one as I seem to have missed it at the time.
Vesper Lynd - I'm not sure if this was intentionally dirty, but possibly connected to the joke about Vespers being 'fun to ride until your mates catch you on one'
Strawberry Fields - I feel that by this time, the producers wanted to continue the tradition but at the same time 'Political Correctness gone mad!' caught up with them.

 

[THoney269]

Have you stumbled across inadvertent porn names while reading for pleasure?

Technically, my username on here is an inadvertent porn name..T(hicc) Honey 269