In Your Everyday Life Are You A Pimp, Ho, or just a plain ol' bitch?

[NixonSmarterGee]

i pimp like antonio fargas at a track meet.

 

[NixonSmarterGee]

let me simplify this for you: do you run your life, does life run you, or do you hide out like only a lil beeyotch?

example: laurel is a pimp, blkpnthr is a ho, and cheyenne is a beeyotch.

simple really.

 

[NixonSmarterGee]

for a joint with this many black people, you sure are slow.

 

[Laurel]

I'm a pimp! I'm a pimp! Woo hoo!

Where's my bitches? Who wants to be my bottom bitch?

 

[Mellon Collie]

I am so Laurel's bitch.

 

[Laurel]

Yes! I'm rollin' in the high-quality ho's now...

 

[Nathon_88]

Yes! I'm rollin' in the high-quality ho's now...

*chuckles* I volunteer to be Laurel's bitch, ho, slut, whatever will make her happy.

Besides, I'll be in good company.

 

[Cheyenne]

I guess I don't have to vote, huh?

 

[NixonSmarterGee]

I guess I don't have to vote, huh?

typical ho behavior. if you were a pimp you would have said, "hell no mothafucka, i don't know you, who you callin' ho?"

but you just laid back and pulled that smart-aleck shit out yo k-mart purse like an old condom that you hadn't sucked the last chunks of sperm out of.

 

[AusTess]

I wanna be Laurels bitch.

But that would place Mellon Collie back to 3rd.

We cant have that now,can we?

 

[seXieleXie]

i'm a bitch, no doubt about it.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Oh no.

We like moving up notches not down. If I move down I may loose my zest for life.

Maybe you can just be my ho and therefore Laurel's by proxy. Don't worry I'll never order around.

 

[AusTess]

There ya have it.


I'm a ho by proxy.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Woo hoo, Tess is my ho!

*Does the happy Tess is my ho dance*

 

[AusTess]

Now.

Do that dance again.

This time remove your clothes slowly.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Yes ma'am.

Only I could get ordered around by my ho.

 

[AusTess]

*L*
You are so fucking cute.

Stop it.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Sorry.





Edited to say: I'm off to bed Tess, have a good day.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Whore ....

But I'd give it up in a heartbeat to be Laurel's bitch.

 

[kotori]

In the seraglio,

I'm changing jobs.

 

[perks]

I'm a temp...

I do all three.