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modest mouse

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Got the chocolate in my mouth
Chomp chomp the caramel
All the heat is down South
But its all gone to hell

Birdshot in your ass
Little woman at your feet
You been talkign sass
So I shot you like a beeeetch

Screeching off in my 4.0
Laughing about another dead dummy
Too bad ya'll are so slow
Another batch of chocolate, so yummy
 
Got my first ditty released
Critics loved it so much
Those boys got themselves deceased
Used the money to by my mom a hutch

Big Blue Bently in my yard
Got the eprsonal chef
Aint workign too hard
Hanging out with Hef

Got my first groupie on day one
Girl was super duper fly
Ya'll shoulda seen what she done
to this well hung guy

Gourmet cuisine on my table
Money fills my vault
Thoroughbreds in my stable
aint nothing my fault
 
sound check...?

The words feel tasty
sitting on my tongue.
Vocabulary's feisty
waiting to be flung.
 
SLG betta watch her back
Im the manchild with the skills
Kepp your hands off my stack
or Ill enact a scene from Quills

We can form da posse
but Im the alpha male
If ya get too bossy
you'll hafta set sail
 
Rub my girlie hands together,
guess I'd better make this quick.
I'm bird of another feather,
not your average vapid chick.

I'll play in your posse,
but don't start gettin' over smug.
Gonna swagger tall an' manly?
Show me you're another thug.
 
Hmmm...I think I'll keep this simple
but I'll make it good so it stays in your temple
this will be my greatest work ever
I'll finish it with minimum work effort

Shaq is very lazy, crazy, sexy cool
with a smile that shines brighter than the night's quarter moon
Someone give me a quarter, I'm playing games soon
The new MK on the x box in my room
 
I'm a girl from texas
freestylin's not my thang
i'm much better with country
on account of the hicky twang

slg and me are
not your average hos
best be believin
we can step all ova your toes

so you better step back
be smart, be quick
cause these two bad girlies are on the attack
who cares about the dick?
 
Fuck, yeah, my homegirl!
I'm so glad you came.
What Mr. mouse can't juggle
Is we're ahead of this game

Your freestyle's mighty sweet,
You pretty little lady.
Their verbal prowess can't compete;
We'll take candy from the baby.

Will there be sausage at this party?
The magic 8-ball never knows.
One thing it knows loud and clear:
We ain't just your average hos.




amelia said:
I'm a girl from texas
freestylin's not my thang
i'm much better with country
on account of the hicky twang

slg and me are
not your average hos
best be believin
we can step all ova your toes

so you better step back
be smart, be quick
cause these two bad girlies are on the attack
who cares about the dick?
 
It's that half-breed honey
Not worried 'bout the money
With the disposition sunny
Prone to actin' funny

Ain't nobody's bunny
Stays away from the tunny
Keep the rhymes in the gunny
Makin' sure they're always runny
 
Like a modern day Fred I step into frame
First to admit that the girls have mad game
They words are sweet they be all fine and fair
But check it as I win the game just like McNair

It's hard to be me, damn hard to be me
Especialy when I lock up my crib and forget the damn key
You see what I have is something y'all lack
Putting words together with my own kind of knack
But don't hate me even when I make y'all flip
Just walk away, pay the waitress and don't forget the tip
 
i'm dressed in black
armed with facts
and i COULD attack

but push comes to shove
and Heaven's above
i came here fr love...

if lay down a groove
can y'all move
do i hafta prove?

grab a little rhythm
give'em whatchoo give,em, man
this is REAL livin'!
That's a given

If it's freestyle
you wannit
you got it
Gotta go get more
In the Out door
Up the down stair
Fell outa my chair
Hurt my hair
Don't LEAVE me there

Don't want you to stare
No need to beware
i doan care if you care
Want you to be aware

i think i LIKE it!

do you LIKE it?

YES, i like it

Tell me LIKE IT!!

(Tell me LIKE IT)
(Tell me LIKE IT)
(Tell me LIKE IT)
(Tell me LIKE IT)

One more

(LIKE IT)(LIKE IT){like it} <echo-cho>


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Do you mind if i sit in here?

DRxBlue?
 
I'm throwing down some lyrics
'cause i don't give a shit
Guru's always been wicked nice to me
put today i feel like putting out a hit.

to randomize a conversation
is annoying at the best
But to come in and mess up my flow?
Turns you into quite a pest.

I'm not sure where the drama at
ya got me foamin like a dog with rabies
and i'm complain about another posters style..
i'm feeling like such a baby.

Hopefully after today
maybe people will judge you for the poster you were in the past
you'll see the follies of your ways
or else..you can just kiss my ass
 
yo, i'm the tomgirly, put the girly in the tom
my rhymes will make you freak, go run right back to your mom
i send the thoughts out smooth, drop the lyrics like a bomb
i'm the one you always wished you could take to senior prom

yeh i'll send some words to blow your mind
my rhymes kick you in your non-phat behind
my style sends you right to the back of the line
yeh, it's not easy being sleezy so I got's to be just fine
 
tomgirly come in early, watch'er act so tough
there isn't too much to her, but it's more than enough

a smilin' face of welcome, i reach out my hand
then i pull her in and squeeze'er that's the secret plan

i'd like to let 'er know how glad i am to see
a girly who is surely somethin' good for me

it seems as if i know her from sometime before,
and you know my heart was jumpin' when she cleared that door

i better watch my step because i could just be
on the business end of tommy or that slg

Modest mouse and Liontamr can y'help me please?
i think the women got the stuff to bring me to my knees

i'll do what i can do, i'll be helpin'... i'm hopin'
but it's awful tough for me to talk with my mouth a-flappin' open
 
Flossin' in your excessive whips
Your swagger begets a guffaw ha ha

Yearnin' for these these luscious lips
And the words that escape from my jaw ha ha

Brandishing limitless chips
Low conclusions about your wit I can draw ha ha

With designs on these fertile hips
Craving the contents of this bra ha ha

Here, let me give you a few tips
Cuz your game runs rampant with fatal flaw ha ha
 
In this artform
Full of braggadocio
You'll see Cats & Kittens
Fronting like Pinocchio

So I'm gonna get contrary-wise
be blatant and start telling lies
I offer no apology
Here's my faux soliloquy.

To further the deception
I'll fake a self-description
about who I'm not really am
a work of fine tuned fiction.

You think you kinda know me
You think you have it really good.
You think you can say no to me?
I think you really should.

Is this who I am really am?
I'd rather say it's not.
But as I'm painted all in words
It's all you've really got.
 
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