In the way of Superman and Batman, we need a superhero.

[SusanJillParker]

In the way of Superman and Batman, we need a superhero.

With Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook controlling social media, Bill Gates controlling computers, Apple controlling iPhones, Jeff Bezos telling us what to buy and what to watch, and Pierre Omidyar of eBay allowing us to buy whatever we want and sell whatever we don't want, we need a superhero.

We need someone who can stand up to those multi-billionaires who have all the money, all the power, and all the influence. We don't stand a chance against them. Compared to them, we are no one and nothing. We are just middle class pawns who make them all richer and richer.

As it stands now, we're all helpless. We don't have anyone on our side. We need a superhero.

Other than Cam Newton, a mere quarterback, does anyone know any superheros? Surely, there must be one superhero who isn't a mortal man or a mortal woman. Preferably, I'd like someone who can fly at supersonic speed and who is there to fight the good fight for the average person.

I thought that person was Oprah but she doesn't have any wings and wearing a cape makes her look fat.

Does anyone know who will be our superhero?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Naaah. Cuz you never know where the next great idea will come from. The corporations you cite all started as nuthin but a good idea. Also, management talent always regresses to the mean. Time will destroy WALMART and MICROSOFT and AMAZON.

 

[GoldenCojones]

TV is every superhero's kryptonite. It makes everyone, even superheros, idiots. As long as there is ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, and FOX we are all doomed.

 

[SusanJillParker]

TV is every superhero's kryptonite. It makes everyone, even superheros, idiots. As long as there is ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, and FOX we are all doomed.

Now there's Amazon TV where you just speak in the remote control and "Viola!"

You can watch nearly anything for free with no monthly fee.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I put Freddie on IGGY. Get your shit together and I'll maybe redeem you.

 

[SusanJillParker]

In the way of Tony Stark as Iron Man and Bruce Wayne as Batman, I'd like to see a billionaire step forward to become the next, actually, the first American Superhero.

Tired of making all of that money, I image a billionaire becoming, Middle Class Man or Middle Class Woman, a champion of the middle class.

Only for their name to fit, they'd have to imprint their name on a Wheaties box lengthwise.

I can just imagine Middle Class Person now flying to China to take all of our jobs back, kicking Putin's ass, moving all of the terrorists to the South Pole, and in the way that Scarlet Johansson did in Lucy, building a super computer that's more powerful than any computer that Microsoft and/or Dell can build.

"Wow!"

"Look! Up in the sky! Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, it's Middle Class..person."

 

[ishtat]

In the way of Superman and Batman, we need a superhero.

I'd like someone who can fly at supersonic speed and who is there to fight the good fight.

Does anyone know who will be our superhero?

Surely for you, that would have to be Pilot.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

TV is every superhero's kryptonite. It makes everyone, even superheros, idiots. As long as there is ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, and FOX we are all doomed.

But in some cases, those organization prop up a non-superhero causing great harm to the world around us. Think about it.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Surely for you, that would have to be Pilot.

I'd be ready to accept anyone who was ready and willing to step in the roll of the Middle Class Superhero.

It's time we had a Superhero. The last Superhero we had was when the son of Christ walked on Earth.

Maybe it's time for Allah to make his appearance and don a black, silk cape emblazoned with the capital letter A in gold.

I really don't care who the Superhero is, as long as he or she is a leader, can take charge, and can right all of the wrongs that have been done for hundreds of years.

"It's time we had a Superhero. We need a Superhero!"

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

We need a proper macro-economist in the White House, that's what we need - the US version of Veroufakis, so that he can really fakis the Fed System.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

He should fakis it a lot more than it presently is. Sure, they are doing it at the moment at the Fed - but they haven't fakised it enough. It hasn't been completely fakised. It's close to being completely fakised though.

 

[SusanJillParker]

We need a proper macro-economist in the White House, that's what we need - the US version of Veroufakis, so that he can really fakis the Fed System.

No. Sorry but my idea of a SuperHero is someone who kicks ass and returns all the monies that were stolen from the Middle Class.

He or she returns all of the jobs that were sent to China and puts all of those people who were responsible for the financial meltdown, of people losing their homes, and their 401K's in jail where they belong.

He rights all of the wrongs to that the next villain will think twice about stealing from and taking advantage of the middle class.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Look!

Up in Vermont...

It's suuuuuper Bernie!

 

[SusanJillParker]

Up in Vermont...

It's suuuuuper Bernie!

Somehow I don't see you or Bernie in tights and a cape.

Yet, with me still having my super hot body and D cup breasts, I'd look damn good as a blonde Wonder Woman, as good as Linda Carter did.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

I will have you know that I love divine in tights...

OK... More like Divine wearing tights, but he was a Hell of an actor!

 

[SusanJillParker]

I will have you know that I love divine in tights...

OK... More like Divine wearing tights, but he was a Hell of an actor!

"A volunteer! We have our first Superhero volunteer."

Only, we're going to have to do something about your name. Sorry but Nathan Brazil is not a Superhero name

Hmm, let me thing. What about Biff Hardstock? Jack Stone? Thor Armstrong? What do you think?

Now about those tights. Do you have any colors in mind? So as not to be confused with Superman or Batman, I'd stay away from blue, red, and/or black.

Being that everything today is about the military, I'd go with a nice desert sand camouflage along with a matching albeit coordinating cape. What do you think?

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Tights

Well... I suppose that my superheroic character ought to provide some sort of a lead in to our next contest.

Wish I knew what the next contest was...

Brb...

 

[GoldenCojones]

But in some cases, those organization prop up a non-superhero causing great harm to the world around us. Think about it.

They only do that when they find that one very special person who is already such a fucking idiot that they can't idiotize them anymore, so they proclaim them great and prop them up for the masses to idolize.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Valentine's Day

Eww...

OK... It'd have to go in the Fetish area, but how about a diaper-wearing love-god... His real identity would be a Republican Senator from Louisiana?

No? Ah... Its been done.

K... How about this? A pasty white overweight writer who masquerades as... no? Ah... Its been done.

Hmm... I got it. We'll develop a really bitter older man who goes around other people's threads sewing discord. Make him from a Southern State maybe... No sense of humor at all. He'll wear a cowboy hat and combat jammies.

His superpower will be sort of a reverse cupid thing. He breaks people up...spoils their good time.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Well... I suppose that my superheroic character ought to provide some sort of a lead in to our next contest.

Wish I knew what the next contest was...

Brb...

Listen up. You volunteered. Now get with the program.

Being a superhero isn't just about saving people. Any superhero worth his salt must have a big cock.

Why do you think Lois Lane was crazy about Superman and Pepper was crazy about Tony Stark in Iron Man?

Okay, granted Batman had Robin but...it's a new world order today where everything is now permissible.

Don't worry if you don't have a big cock, in the way that women get implants for bigger breasts, men can get implants too for bigger cocks.

Now put on your damn tights and stop being such a cry baby.

By the way, a perfect lead in for any man with a big cock, especially a superhero, the next contest is Valentine's Day, the day of love, sex, and debauchery.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

No no no

The Valentine story can be about an anti-hero. You know, like the folks who engage in year's long feuds here.

So far, they've inspired two stories from me.

An anti-hero could be a chain-smoking killjoy in a big ole cowboy hat. Give him a teeny tiny penis and a special power to break up happiness. If it would make you happy, we could do tights, but let's make them pleather, and he will need a big belt buckle to distract from his insignificant package.

His arch nemisis could have big ole titties maybe.

I'm still working on it.

By all means, keep them wound up. I need the material.

 

[SusanJillParker]

The Valentine story can be about an anti-hero. You know, like the folks who engage in year's long feuds here.

So far, they've inspired two stories from me.

An anti-hero could be a chain-smoking killjoy in a big ole cowboy hat. Give him a teeny tiny penis and a special power to break up happiness. If it would make you happy, we could do tights, but let's make them pleather, and he will need a big belt buckle to distract from his insignificant package.

His arch nemisis could have big ole titties maybe.

I'm still working on it.

By all means, keep them wound up. I need the material.

How dare you? That's it! Give me those tights and that cape. Anti-hero my ass. If you want to play Lex Luther or the Joker, go play with someone else.

I want a hero, a real hero, a man's man, a manly man, a macho man and not some anti-hero mentally twisted man named after a frigging hot dog.

"Begone with you. Go! Get out! Scram. Beat it! Get lost before I have my brother Big Louie kick your ass."

Hey, Louie, you used to enjoy watching the Hulk. Have you ever thought about becoming a Superhero?

 

[SusanJillParker]

"Listen up people!

We're still looking for a Superhero. I thought I had a Superhero with Nathan Brazil but he'd much rather be the anti-hero. Trust me, when I find my Superhero, his ass is going to be toast.

Besides, even though Nathan hot dogs are my favorite hot dogs, we can't have a Superhero named after a hot dog.

Now for all of those who would like to apply for the position of Superhero, please form a single line and I'll will get to you as soon as I can.

Please, no one over the age of 40. That goes for you too, Grandpa. What's your name and how the Hell old are you?"

"I'm Jay. I'm 77-years-old."

"Seventy-seven? Seriously? And you read Literotica?"

The old man pulled down his zipper and pulled out his cock.

"I can't help myself," he said.

"Holy shit," said Susan. "That's the biggest cock I've ever seen in my life. Um, why don't you step in my private office. I, um, need to talk to you about something."

 

[SusanJillParker]

They only do that when they find that one very special person who is already such a fucking idiot that they can't idiotize them anymore, so they proclaim them great and prop them up for the masses to idolize.

You're talking about Kim Kardashian...right?

Or maybe Britney Spears?

Angelina Jolie? Brad Pitt?

Oprah Winfrey?

There are so very many of them that you really need to be more specific who it is you're referring to when mentioning idols.

Idols? American idols. Oh, now I know. Jennifer Lopez, right?

 

[DreamCloud]

In society, there will always be power. Remove money from the mix and all power will shift to politicians. Capitalism is a less cruel way of distributing power. It's not perfect, but it's better than a lot of methods.

As long as inheritance taxes remain intact, the dynasties will shift and fall in time.

By the way, if you haven't noticed, most ultra-billionaires end up giving away the bulk of their wealth. Buying a legacy is very expensive. Maybe they are the heroes.