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Sir_Winston54

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The plethora of folks posting in the Talk forum lately, looking for the love of their lives - or someone to beat, or someone to beat them - has decided me to post my own "In Search Of" thread here. Anyone's welcome to join in. :rolleyes:

Southeastern U.S. Sadist with Dominant tendencies in search of six lovely little numbers to make his declining years more fun and comfortable. He offers little in the way of recompense to those who respond, other than to faithfully use and abuse them on each Wednesday and Saturday evening at 11:00 p.m. Eastern time. Responding candidates must be between 1 and 59, with the sixth being between 1 and 39. Twins are not allowed in the first five candidates, but the sixth respondent may be a twin of one of the first five. Each respondent must have high expectations of being "the chosen one," and failure to achieve this goal may result in a respondent's being evicted from the pool, and replaced with a more cooperative candidate.​
(For those not familiar with it, the candidates sought above are the winning numbers for the PowerBall lottery.)
 
The plethora of folks posting in the Talk forum lately, looking for the love of their lives - or someone to beat, or someone to beat them - has decided me to post my own "In Search Of" thread here. Anyone's welcome to join in. :rolleyes:

Southeastern U.S. Sadist with Dominant tendencies in search of six lovely little numbers to make his declining years more fun and comfortable. He offers little in the way of recompense to those who respond, other than to faithfully use and abuse them on each Wednesday and Saturday evening at 11:00 p.m. Eastern time. Responding candidates must be between 1 and 59, with the sixth being between 1 and 39. Twins are not allowed in the first five candidates, but the sixth respondent may be a twin of one of the first five. Each respondent must have high expectations of being "the chosen one," and failure to achieve this goal may result in a respondent's being evicted from the pool, and replaced with a more cooperative candidate.​
(For those not familiar with it, the candidates sought above are the winning numbers for the PowerBall lottery.)

It would be funny as hell if you won.
 
The plethora of folks posting in the Talk forum lately, looking for the love of their lives - or someone to beat, or someone to beat them - has decided me to post my own "In Search Of" thread here. Anyone's welcome to join in. :rolleyes:

Southeastern U.S. Sadist with Dominant tendencies in search of six lovely little numbers to make his declining years more fun and comfortable. He offers little in the way of recompense to those who respond, other than to faithfully use and abuse them on each Wednesday and Saturday evening at 11:00 p.m. Eastern time. Responding candidates must be between 1 and 59, with the sixth being between 1 and 39. Twins are not allowed in the first five candidates, but the sixth respondent may be a twin of one of the first five. Each respondent must have high expectations of being "the chosen one," and failure to achieve this goal may result in a respondent's being evicted from the pool, and replaced with a more cooperative candidate.​
(For those not familiar with it, the candidates sought above are the winning numbers for the PowerBall lottery.)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
Hey SW, I'd apply but there's the whole time difference thing that wouldn't work. However, you have inspired me to write up my own little ad...

Homeless female, who-eschews-labels-but-most-closely-resembles-a-submissive-slave-hybrid, seeks PYL with boat. I am extremely obedient, (except when I'm not), and will fulfill your every wish/desire/need (most of the time), whenever you want, (unless it is a fishing day or I'm going snorkeling or Dexter is on TV). Interested parties should mail crates of fresh vegetables and chocolate bars (Lindt 85% cocoa only, please) to "The White Witch of Wannahockalugee Island". Also, please send photo of boat.
 
Hey SW, I'd apply but there's the whole time difference thing that wouldn't work. However, you have inspired me to write up my own little ad...

Homeless female, who-eschews-labels-but-most-closely-resembles-a-submissive-slave-hybrid, seeks PYL with boat. I am extremely obedient, (except when I'm not), and will fulfill your every wish/desire/need (most of the time), whenever you want, (unless it is a fishing day or I'm going snorkeling or Dexter is on TV). Interested parties should mail crates of fresh vegetables and chocolate bars (Lindt 85% cocoa only, please) to "The White Witch of Wannahockalugee Island". Also, please send photo of boat.

LOL

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Hey SW, I'd apply but there's the whole time difference thing that wouldn't work. However, you have inspired me to write up my own little ad...

Homeless female, who-eschews-labels-but-most-closely-resembles-a-submissive-slave-hybrid, seeks PYL with boat. I am extremely obedient, (except when I'm not), and will fulfill your every wish/desire/need (most of the time), whenever you want, (unless it is a fishing day or I'm going snorkeling or Dexter is on TV). Interested parties should mail crates of fresh vegetables and chocolate bars (Lindt 85% cocoa only, please) to "The White Witch of Wannahockalugee Island". Also, please send photo of boat.

PM SENT.

Is the U-Boat model on the bookshelf enough of a boat for you?

Already tossed poor Chuck overboard, eh?
 
Hey SW, I'd apply but there's the whole time difference thing that wouldn't work. However, you have inspired me to write up my own little ad...

Homeless female, who-eschews-labels-but-most-closely-resembles-a-submissive-slave-hybrid, seeks PYL with boat. I am extremely obedient, (except when I'm not), and will fulfill your every wish/desire/need (most of the time), whenever you want, (unless it is a fishing day or I'm going snorkeling or Dexter is on TV). Interested parties should mail crates of fresh vegetables and chocolate bars (Lindt 85% cocoa only, please) to "The White Witch of Wannahockalugee Island". Also, please send photo of boat.

I have a boat for two and I like to fish. I guess you are more of an ocean girl.
 
.... seeks PYL with boat... please send photo of boat.
Would something like this do? I realize it may be a bit small, but ...

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/ocean-breeze-yacht-2_preview.jpg

The salon:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/ocean-breeze-yacht.jpg

Once known as the Saudi Arabian Royal Yacht Al Yamamah, the renamed Ocean Breeze is on the market for $34,450,000. The 269-foot yacht has room for 28 guests. Rooms include one master cabin, nine double cabins and four twin cabins. There is room for 35 crew on the vessel, which has a cruising speed of 18 knots.
 
It doesn't look that big. Picture it sitting on football field almost 90 yards long. Fucking huge!
 
Would something like this do? I realize it may be a bit small, but ...

Once known as the Saudi Arabian Royal Yacht Al Yamamah, the renamed Ocean Breeze is on the market for $34,450,000. The 269-foot yacht has room for 28 guests. Rooms include one master cabin, nine double cabins and four twin cabins. There is room for 35 crew on the vessel, which has a cruising speed of 18 knots.

Well, if I have to downsize...

I'll keep you on the "maybe" list.
 
*puts away model U-boat and wanders off.*
 
Would something like this do? I realize it may be a bit small, but ...

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/ocean-breeze-yacht-2_preview.jpg

The salon:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/ocean-breeze-yacht.jpg

Once known as the Saudi Arabian Royal Yacht Al Yamamah, the renamed Ocean Breeze is on the market for $34,450,000. The 269-foot yacht has room for 28 guests. Rooms include one master cabin, nine double cabins and four twin cabins. There is room for 35 crew on the vessel, which has a cruising speed of 18 knots.

Yes, but let's talk about what's really important here...

That decor is atrocious. Don't settle Keroin! Don't do it! No one deserves ugly couches!
 


Responding candidates must be between 1 and 59, with the sixth being between 1 and 39. Twins are not allowed in the first five candidates, but the sixth respondent may be a twin of one of the first five.​

24 35 51 3 47 17

:D
 
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