In real life - Dixon Carter Lee - some sort of........

Sparky Kronkite

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TV writer/two-bit/third bananna person out in LaLa Land is actually the secret day to day identity of a Super Hero........

Brown Streak!!!!!!

In his custom costume of Calvin Clein jockey style undies (and ladies? that is all) he moves at the speed of spurting buttocks - he flies like a turd on the run - he blasts away like a sphincter on crack.

His only enemies - The Flusher - and Prostrate Girl.

And now - this week only - used costumes from DCL/aka/Brown Streak - are one sail for the paltry sum of........

$10.00

Place your order today with Sparky.

Just think of a pair of Brown Streak undies - hanging on your wall - frame them if you like. Hang them above your bar. Let your friends gawk.

Order now!
 
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