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FBI Director Kash PatelConsidering UFC Collab To Train Agents​


Newly sworn-in FBI Director Kash Patel wants his org to kick some serious ass ... with reports stating he's considering bringing in UFC trainers to work with agents!!

The idea may seem a bit odd ... and that's how it's being received by at least a few agents, who said it was "surreal" and "wacky," according to the outlet.

Unclear if UFC's interested in the partnership ... but White would seemingly be on board, as he's a big supporter and friend of President Donald J. Trump.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/27/kash-patel-ufc-fbi-training/
 
This is a terrible idea but not for the reasons you weak spined liberals think it is.

https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/14947566/current-all-ufc-champions

Scan through that list whydoncha - f’in DEI and foreign national rejects abound. A better solution would be to bring in Hulk Hogan to train our FBI agents. Any of you libs feel the need to disagree can meet me outside. I’ll be the manly man wearing tights and a headband.
 
That wasn't on my bingo card.

What the hell does Patel imagine that the FBI does? He's been watching too much cable TV.
 
I saw a cryptic comment today 'Ask any Navy SEAL what they think about Kash Patel".

Dayum....THAT was quite a rabbit hole!

Long story short:
  • Kash Patel wrangled a high profile job at the National Security Council in the last few months of the first Trump regime.
  • Niger terrorists were threatening to kill an American tourist in October, 2020.
  • Then-president Trump ordered SEAL Team 6 to mount a rescue mission.
  • Patel had ONE job in this intricate operation: Secure permission from the Nigerian government for the SEAL team to have their helicopters overfly Nigeria to get to the hostage situation that was right inside Niger at the Niger/Nigerian border.
  • Patel did not do the one job he was tasked to do, but instead claimed he got permissions.
  • The assault helicopters were told they had clearance and entered Nigerian airspace.
  • Nigerian Air Traffic Control immediately said 'who the fuck are you and what are you doing?"
  • The SEAL Team helicopters immediately flew out of Nigerian airspace and went into a holding pattern
  • The Secretary of Defense told President Trump of the fuckup and asked for orders.
  • Trump, true to form, froze. He could not make a decision.
  • The phone rang, Patel quickly said "I got permission!"
  • The mission resumed, and the hostage was rescued.
  • The Nigerian government formally complained about TWO US airspace violations the next day.
  • Patel NEVER contacted the Nigerian government, he simply lied to the President.
  • The Secretary of Defense reamed out Patel.
  • "What were you thinking? You put an entire Navy SEAL team at risk of being blown out of the sky as 'hostile aircraft'.
  • Patel calmly replied 'I was thinking there was a presidential election in a few days, and an aborted mission would make President Trump look bad".
  • "So you gambled with Navy SEAL team lives solely to make the President look good?'
  • Patel; 'If nobody got hurt, who the fuck cares?”
 
The FBI is an organization of lawyers, accountants, and other professionals. That is the point of it since it was founded.
 
RoryN said:
Basically, every idea their government is coming up with can be preceded by the word, "Durrrrrrrrrr..."

Which plays well to their moronic base, but would put the rest of the world in stitches - if it weren't so tragically dumb.
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The one thing that gives me hope in this dark time is that Trump's whole gang are too lazy and stupid to pull off a fascist takeover of the United States.

One by one they keep fucking up securing the levers of power. Musk screwed up with DOGE, Patel screwed up suborning the FBI, Hegseth screwed up taking over the military.

They pissed off the farmers, they pissed off the veterans, they pissed off Wall Street.
 
BrightShinyGirl said:
The one thing that gives me hope in this dark time is that Trump's whole gang are too lazy and stupid to pull off a fascist takeover of the United States.

One by one they keep fucking up securing the levers of power. Musk screwed up with DOGE, Patel screwed up suborning the FBI, Hegseth screwed up taking over the military.

They pissed off the farmers, they pissed off the veterans, they pissed off Wall Street.
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Watch in the next couple of weeks how " lazy"they are! And please report back if it has gotten any lighter for you out there!😂
 
Warrior ethos. These effing clowns. As John Kelly aptly put it, God help us. But it’s gonna take more than that.
 
Bray123 said:
That wasn't on my bingo card.

What the hell does Patel imagine that the FBI does? He's been watching too much cable TV.
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That’s about all his boss does too. When he’s not golfing or tweeting or eating fast food. Or throwing it at the wall
 
KingDJT said:
Watch in the next couple of weeks how " lazy"they are! And please report back if it has gotten any lighter for you out there!😂
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Nothing about the Trump Admin is going to change in the next couple of weeks, months, or years.
 
Politruk said:
The FBI is an organization of lawyers, accountants, and other professionals. That is the point of it since it was founded.
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What an idiot!
They have field agents that risk their lives everyday. It’s some of the non merit people you listed that are getting the axe.

I think it’s a great idea for field agents to train with some of the most talented hand to hand fighters in the US.
https://www.americanspecialops.com/fbi-swat/

FBI SWAT teams are trained to intervene in a number of scenarios:

  • High-risk raids, searches, arrests, and warrants
  • Barricaded suspects
  • Hostage rescue
  • Stronghold assaults (breaching and storming buildings)
  • Tublar Assaults (storming buses, trains and aircraft)
  • Vehicle stops
  • Manhunt and rural operations
  • Dignitary protection
  • Conduct site surveys for special events
  • Maritime operations
 
Fucking idiots posting bullets points so obviously using AI.
 
ll74 said:
Fucking idiots posting bullets points so obviously using AI.
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Rob, that was copied directly from the fbi link. Yep, BlueAnon for sure. I recently learned about extreme leftist mentality like you. When I read more I realized that it perfectly describes the leftist communists cult on here.
You are BlueAnon!
What a moron
 
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BrightShinyGirl said:
The one thing that gives me hope in this dark time is that Trump's whole gang are too lazy and stupid to pull off a fascist takeover of the United States.

One by one they keep fucking up securing the levers of power. Musk screwed up with DOGE, Patel screwed up suborning the FBI, Hegseth screwed up taking over the military.

They pissed off the farmers, they pissed off the veterans, they pissed off Wall Street.
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I'm pissed, too! Count the senile elderly in there with me.

Dumb ass can't even handle a tariff war. It's on... no posponed for thirty days... It's on... hold again. What's he afraid of?

Meanwhile, Canada is kicking his ass by declaring their tariffs are in place until he rescinds his permanently.

What a dick. Indecisive Trump can't fulfill his commitments to the American people. Food is up by the way. The war in Ukraine isn't over on day one or even on whatever day this is. We've alienated Europeans and Trump looks like a buffoon.

Half of 'merica is still kissing his...

And I believe Haitians are still here eating peoples' pets!
 
Big_Mikes_Balls said:
You think everyone in the fbi either works from home or at desk and couldn’t benefit from extra hand to hand combat training.
Easy to see who the idiot is.
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I know that most FBI agents serve out their entire careers without once getting into hand-to-hand combat. They're not local LEOs who have to subdue drunk resisters as a matter of course.
 
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