In my next life. . .

[cutie pie]

In this life I'm a woman.

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. Could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup...gonna be a bear.

What do you wanna be?

 

[bluespoke]

Anything but a bear................they have a hunting season!

 

[Guest]

a pair of silk panties

 

[JerseyBoy]

so...how often do bears have sex?

 

[bluespoke]

so...how often do bears have sex?

barely enough!!!!!!

 

[JerseyBoy]

barely enough!!!!!!

 

[juicylips]

In my next life I want to be cutie pie.

 

[cutie pie]

so...how often do bears have sex?

Not nearly as much as rabbits. . .maybe I should come back as a rabbit.

 

[cutie pie]

In my next life I want to be cutie pie.

I'm not sure my life is such that it should be lived twice!

 

[Gord]

Anything but a bear................they have a hunting season!

*smiling* Ok where were we in this conversation - something about bears and Bluespoke LOL

Are these blue nose bears ?


[ highjack]

two words

one nil


[end of highjack]

 

[bluespoke]

[ highjack]

two words

one nil


[end of highjack]

One swallow does not a summer make! Just wait, two weeks!

 

[JerseyBoy]

Not nearly as much as rabbits. . .maybe I should come back as a rabbit.

but i was sooo looking forward to some bearback riding

 

[weed]

What do you wanna be?

You've got a good point about the bears, cutie pie.


I think I'd want to be a feral cat...maybe a panther or a cougar. A good coat to keep me warm in winter. I can hide out in a den, if I like. Spry enough to go where ever I want. Tough but able to give affection and be playful in the right moments. And I get bitten on the neck when I'm taken from behind.