In Honor of the 4th of July...I'm going to...

[Rhys]

strip naked and dance...

no seriously...I wanna piss off the guy who started that dumbass court case about the Pledge of Allegence.

I want to see if I remember it.

feel free to correct.


I pledge allegence to the Flag of the United States of America
and to the republic for which it stands...

 

[Rhys]

one nation under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.


Hah I think I did it.


next: the preamble to the constitution...

I actually remember this as a song from the american television we used to get...

 

[tswyk]

Very well done!!!!

 

[Rhys]

We the People, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of our liberty for ourselves and our posderity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America.


Ha! I remembered it too.


I love this country.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Do you mind too terribly if I skip the patriotic recitations in favor of celebrating the Constitution by getting off to your pornography?

 

[Spinaroonie]

I pledge alegiance to the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under Allah and mohammed is his only prophet, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

 

[metal_minx]

i remember i used to refuse to say the god part of the pledge during high school...i stand by that. it was bullshit for eisenhower to add it just to supposedly separate us from the communists...sorry to invade your thread but i think that our right to have church and state seperate is often overlooked when its convient.


edited to add: lol @ the mus-tash man

 

[Spinaroonie]

I pledge alegiance to the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under our dark lord Satan, who is the true leader, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

 

[cybergirly]

We the People, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of our liberty for ourselves and our posderity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America.


Ha! I remembered it too.


I love this country.

Ok excepts its: We the People of the United States of America

 

[Spinaroonie]

I pledge alegiance to the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under L. Ron Hubbard, and above all those who said that "Battlefield Earth" sucked and those who refuse to eat babies, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Or perhaps the TRUE pledge of Allegiance

I pledge alegiance to the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one and only one nation matters, under the corporations who influence, divisible, with liberty and justice for those who can afford it.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I was surprised to find that I knew it word for word.

 

[Rhys]

Do you mind too terribly if I skip the patriotic recitations in favor of celebrating the Constitution by getting off to your pornography?

KM I am honored that you get off on my pornography.

truely.

 

[cybergirly]

Can anyone still do the Declaration of Independence from memory?

 

[REDWAVE]

The Ninth Amendment

This is one of my favorite parts of the Constitution.

"The enumeration in this constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

 

[metal_minx]

Or perhaps the TRUE pledge of Allegiance

I pledge alegiance to the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one and only one nation matters, under the corporations who influence, divisible, with liberty and justice for those who can afford it.

amen.

 

[Rhys]

*quoting National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation*

Play Ball!

 

[Azwed]

Or perhaps the TRUE pledge of Allegiance

I pledge alegiance to the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one and only one nation matters, under the corporations who influence, divisible, with liberty and justice for those who can afford it.

Thats so true.

The only true culture that defines all of America is Consumerism.

 

[REDWAVE]

From the Declaration of Independence

The key passage:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on
such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

 

[Rhys]

me...

cylindrical object...


*tiptoes from thread*