In honor of Sparky: The top ten puke *ewww* scenes from E!...

[KillerMuffin]

Click the link and you can actually see the clip of the flying puke.

Number 10: Apollo 13! Bill Paxton re-enacts Fred Haise as he hurls chunks in a zero grav test thingy. Free floating spew. Sparky would be proud. I bet he'd give it a 10 too.
http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/10.html

Number 9: Trainspotting. Oh my, this had to be one of the most... fecal movies. Just ugh. Ewan MacGregor gets the hurl in this one. The circumstances are classically Sparkyesque.
http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/9.html

Number 8: Parenthood. A little girl upchucks on Steve Martin. I bet that one was hysterical. Whose seen it? This would probably rate low on the Sparkopukemeter, though. Very June Cleaver.
http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/8.html

Number 7: American Pie. They hurled? I thought they just had sex. Stifler chugs spooge flavored beer and out it comes. Yuck. Do you think Sparky would rate it high simply for the spooge factor?
http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/7.html

Number 6: Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Someone figured out Southpark blew chunks? I hate SP. Cartman's mom involved in German Internet porn. Need we say more? One wonders what Sparky would say. "Pukepirate."
http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/6.html

Number 5: Stand By Me. Lardass, after eating castor oil and eggs, downs 5 pies in a pie eating contest and projectile vomits all over the audience, setting off a vomitus chain reaction. Think he comes with and AEGIS system Sparks?
http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/5.html

Number 4: The Witches of Eastwick. The witches pop the bitch's cherry. Sort of. Miss Upstanding hurls all over the town's elite in her own parlor. Cherries. Sparky would adore the underlying sexual irony.
http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/4.html

Number 3: The Fly. The one with Jeff Goldblum. Apparently when you become a fly, you eat, you regurgitate, you eat again. Kind of like the dog when he urks on the bed. The Science of Puke, Professor Sparky?
http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/3.html

Number 2: Monty Python's the Meaning of Life. We're surprised that Monty did so well? " "Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up," orders Mr. Creosote, who proceeds to goosh, and goosh again. " Classic film puke. Sparky would give it two tonsils up, right?
http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/2.html

Number 1: The Exorcist. Just gross. This comes as no shock, I assure you. Eww. I bet it tops the Sparkometer too.
http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/1.html

We love ya Sparky, in all your bodily fluid spewing glory.

 

[Angel]

I would have gave Lardass the number one.

The whole pea soup thing didn't gross me out - Lardass and the entire city barfing purple did. I could almost, almost smell it. Ugh.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What about Prince's "Graffiti Bridge"? That had a great vomit scene.

Oh, wait, that was me.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You actually paid money to see that? Yeeeeuck. After Purple Tide or whatever the fuck, which I saw for free, I marked the Prancing Purple Primadonna Pain in the Ass as a lost movie cause.