In case you missed it: The TRUE Pledge of Allegiance

[Spinaroonie]

I pledge alegiance to the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one and only one nation matters, under the corporations who influence, divisible, with liberty and justice for those who can afford it.

 

[modest mouse]

You've elevated yourself to the Pantheon of coolness in my book. Rarified air indeed.

Good work!

Merit based on sigline.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Thank you very much!

 

[riff]

I pledge allegiance
To the spirit of goodwill
In the common citizens
Of the United States of America.
Many people under many labels,
Underdogged,
Hoping and striving for that one day
They will get a piece of the pie.