In ancient Sparta!

[graceanne]

Rebecca,

We are definitely going to need a quick way to refer to this guy in the future.

"Rebecca's ex-Laird" seems a bit cumbersome to me.

Would you like to provide a name, or will "Mr. Testosterone" suffice?

How about 'hot scott'?

 

[alice_underneath]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/AngryBabySanta_11.gif

Hmmnn , talked to Santa , he says your a Hoser Dude, sooooooo I took this up with the Head Elf .....Smalltanus Erectusfrequentus...... Smallsey ....as we like to call him , back at the Pole...........suggested the following

1) rent yourself a Penguin suit
2) BE the Penguin
3) go to the following link
www.eatmygames.com
4) Click on arcade
5) scroll down to "Spank the Frank'
5) remember you ARE the penguin as you play

or

a Donation to a favorite charity of yours and no that does not include the 'PYL/pyl Beer Fund'


Ohh expecting a report either way Dude

I think you switch. Am I correct?

 

[alice_underneath]

Did someone mention oral servitude?????




Haggis is wonderful, filling, but wonderful, perfect for cold nights.
Eaten with mashed pototo and 'neeps' (turnips)

For those uneducated people, Haggis is traditionally eaten on 25th January to mark Robert Burns night who is a famous Scottish(long dead) poet...<snip>

LOL. Thanks for taking the bait.... and for the entertaining post, shy slave.

 

[alice_underneath]

Because I'm a wee bit peckish, and the thought of elf haggis is makin' me mouth water!

Found that penguin suit yet?

 

[alice_underneath]

How about 'hot scott'?

LOL!!!

OK. If Rebecca doesn't fork over the name, I vote for Hot Scott.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

LOL!!!

OK. If Rebecca doesn't fork over the name, I vote for Hot Scott.

Hey...........laughs........I just woke up........yes I know its mid afternoon in Sydney but I was up with my little patient last night so I just caught a cat nap here............please not Hot Scott ( I knew a boy in school I detested with that nicname )..........laughs........I'll get back to you very as soon as my caffiene here settles in .........smiles

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I think you switch. Am I correct?

OMFG NO NO NO NEVER NO and why the Hell is this the biggest font huh...

Ohh Alice you just made me swear you bad girl !!!!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Do not know wott's wi' eatin' y sheep stom'ch, we men of Cymru jus' fock 'em.

The following message distributed by Megaphone

(((((( Xelebes STEP AWAY FROM THE SHEEP I repeat STEP AWAY FROM THE SHEEP ))))))​

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Rebecca,

We are definitely going to need a quick way to refer to this guy in the future.

"Rebecca's ex-Laird" seems a bit cumbersome to me.

Would you like to provide a name, or will "Mr. Testosterone" suffice?

Ohh caffeine is kicking in YAY . Alice did you happen to notice that 'Mr Testosterone' is only one letter less than 'Rebecca's ex-Laird' ............

 

[Xelebes]

The following message distributed by Megaphone

(((((( Xelebes STEP AWAY FROM THE SHEEP I repeat STEP AWAY FROM THE SHEEP ))))))​

Well, I'm glad someone caught that. Now I'll quit with that Welsh burr.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

How about 'hot scott'?

Hmmn how about a 'hot cookie'........looky graceanne.......you can spank the penguin and get free cookies at the same time....smiles

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/cookies.jpg

 

[alice_underneath]

OMFG NO NO NO NEVER NO and why the Hell is this the biggest font huh...

Ohh Alice you just made me swear you bad girl !!!!

LOL!

Just showing off my newfound BDSM vocabulary skills, Rebecca.

 

[alice_underneath]

Ohh caffeine is kicking in YAY . Alice did you happen to notice that 'Mr Testosterone' is only one letter less than 'Rebecca's ex-Laird' ............

Punctuation issues aside, I see your point.

What do you think of "Double L"? (Short for, Luscious Laird.)

 

[graceanne]

Hot Cookie works for me.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Punctuation issues aside, I see your point.

What do you think of "Double L"? (Short for, Luscious Laird.)

Yes Alice fine........smiles still asleep here

 

[alice_underneath]

Bump......

...... because bumping seems to be the thing to do lately......

and besides........

I really, really like this thread.

I mean this post.

Ok, ok. I mean THIS GUY!!!

oops

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/HighlandHair.jpg

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Bump and Grind .......oh my Alice

...... because bumping seems to be the thing to do lately......

and besides........

I really, really like this thread.

I mean this post.

Ok, ok. I mean THIS GUY!!!

BDSM Line Dancing for begginers~ The Charleston Bump ,

Alice hun I'll be the 'man' this time if you like Ummn but like I am Australian do you think they let us do it not being from Charleston and all ?

Instructions

Pairs around the room, progressing counter-clockwise. Man stands on inside, woman on outside. Both face line-of-dance. Man's left hand holds woman's right hand. Alice stop drooling on my X Master's picture sweety ...smiles

Note: The man's and woman's parts are done with opposite feet and are listed separately.

MEN:

1. bump right hip against lady's left hip
2. bump right hip against lady's left hip
3. bump left hip out (away from partner)
4. bump left hip out (away from partner)
5. bump right hip against lady's left hip
6. bump left hip out (away from partner)

let go hands

7. right foot steps forward putting weight on this foot
8. pivot on right foot turning 1/2 turn to left bringing weight down on left foot
9. right foot steps forward putting weight on this foot
10. pivot on right foot turning 1/2 turn to left bringing weight down on left foot

pick up hands

11. shuffle (polka) forward right-left ...
12. shuffle (polka) forward ... right
13. shuffle (polka) facing partner left-right ...
14. shuffle (polka) facing partner ... left
15. shuffle (polka) forward right-left ...
16. shuffle (polka) forward ... right

grapevine Alice wtf is grapevine please ohhh thanks ...facing partner (going down line of dance)

17. left foot steps to left
18. right foot steps to left behind left leg
19. left foot steps to left
20. kick with right foot, pivoting 1/4 turn to left to face line of dance
21. right foot steps back
22. left foot steps back
23. right foot steps back
24. stomp left foot
25. left foot crosses in front touching heel to heel with lady's right
26. stomp left foot
27. left foot crosses in back touching heel to heel with lady's right
28. stomp left foot

LADIES:

1. bump left hip against man's right hip
2. bump left hip against man's right hip
3. bump right hip out (away from partner)
4. bump right hip out (away from partner)
5. bump left hip against man's right hip
6. bump right hip out (away from partner)

let go hands, phew was getting a bit sweaty there miss Alice

7. left foot steps forward putting weight on this foot
8. pivot on left foot turning 1/2 turn to right bringing weight down on right foot
9. left foot steps forward putting weight on this foot
10. pivot on left foot turning 1/2 turn to right bringing weight down on right foot

pick up hands

11. shuffle (polka) forward left-right ...
12. shuffle (polka) forward ... left
13. shuffle (polka) facing partner right-left ...
14. shuffle (polka) facing partner ... right
15. shuffle (polka) forward left-right ...
16. shuffle (polka) forward ... left

grapevine facing partner (going down line of dance)

17. right foot steps to right
18. left foot steps to right behind right leg
19. right foot steps to right
20. kick with left foot, pivoting 1/4 turn to right to face line of dance
21. left foot steps back
22. right foot steps back
23. left foot steps back
24. stomp right foot
25. right foot crosses in front touching heel to heel with lady's left
26. stomp right foot
27. right foot crosses in back touching heel to heel with lady's left
28. stomp right foot

Dance begins again...

 

[jadefirefly]

Oooh! I know what a grapevine is, but only because I was told not to do it at work. Then again I wasn't a dancer, so I didn't have the problem.

A grapevine is similar to a sashay. I know that isn't the right spelling, but that is what we called it when I was 8 and in ballet class. When you sort of skip sideways? Bring the rear foot forward and cross it over the front, then skip the front foot back forward again.

It's very hard to describe. Especially after seeing that picture. Again.

 

[alice_underneath]

BDSM Line Dancing for begginers~ The Charleston Bump

*gasps, pants, falls on the floor laughing*

Alice hun I'll be the 'man' this time if you like

OMG!!! I knew you liked to switch.

Alice stop drooling on my X Master's picture sweety ...smiles

Not a chance. Oh, and btw.... now you've got Jadefirefly drooling too....

Alice wtf is grapevine please ohhh thanks ...

No idea. (Do I look like someone who posts on that Southern thread? )

It's very hard to describe. Especially after seeing that picture. Again.

Back off, babe! He's mine now!!!

LOL, Jadefirefly. I'm just kidding. Do you think she'll post more photos if we beg?