In addition to being a Pope, I am now an ordained minister able to perform marriages!

I can do them in real life, too.

I haven't performed one yet, though.

This is aces.
 
Re: In addition to being a Pope, I am now an ordained minister able to perform marriages!

RastaPope said:
No, seriously.

Who wants to get hitched?

Me too. I'm not a pope though. I was ordained through the Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA.
 
Re: Re: In addition to being a Pope, I am now an ordained minister able to perform ma

RosevilleCAguy said:
Me too. I'm not a pope though. I was ordained through the Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA.

Kickass, me too! Not in Modesto, though.
 
hetero's only?

or can the vaginatarians and gaylords of lit walk down the aisle too?
 
honeylick said:
hetero's only?

or can the vaginatarians and gaylords of lit walk down the aisle too?

Anyone can be ordained, I won't marry gaylords, but I'll marry vaginaterians if I get to sample the goods.

As long as they're hot.

And not fatties.
 
RastaPope said:
Anyone can be ordained, I won't marry gaylords, but I'll marry vaginaterians if I get to sample the goods.

As long as they're hot.

And not fatties.

well that rules me out.
-wry grin-
 
Yup me too!

Well according to the Universal Life Church, I am :)

I just had to sign up online and i am the Reverend QuickDuck.

For another $10 or so, you can get a doctorate .... hmm Reverend Doctor Duck.... has a nice ring to it :)

PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE COMPUTER! FEEL THE POWER! YOU SHALL BE CURED!
 
pretty_lil_stranger said:
*Shaking head at Ducky*
You almost made me pee my pants laughing...darn you. :p
well they say laughter is the best medicine so you my dear, are well on the way :D
 
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