In a drunking stupior

[Nobody Special's wife]

Here's to you, my gentlemam friend
Whomsoever you may be,
You're only the man of the evening
And Don't mean a thing to me.
If I should drink you liqour
And get a wee bit tight,
Will you be a gentleman
And see I get Home all right?
And if you and your booze should conquer
And I fail to meet the test
Then here's to you,my new-found friend,
May your technique be the best!!



Has this ever happened to you??

THE WIFE