Improv

[Ambrosious]

Is the best comedy.

It's just plain good.

 

[Cheyenne]

If the people doing it have any talent, that is.
Me doing improv? I'd be a cure for insomnia.

 

[Ambrosious]

ZZzzzzzzzzz...ZZzzzzzzzz...

 

[Cheyenne]

See? WAKE UP!!! You have a job to do! Look Alert!

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

Ummmmmmmm.........



Line?

 

[Ambrosious]

Nitelight

Try, "You Bastard!!!"

It just seems right.

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

You bastard!!!!



See, it's all in the delivery....

 

[Ambrosious]

You bastard,

you bastard

you you bastard

you stinking bastard

YOU BASTARD

you BASTARD



I'll get it, hang on.

YOU bastard...

You Bastard?

Oh, you bastard, you!

you big fat bas...

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

Nope.
Too Southern.


Try it like this:

You bastard!!!!


See?

 

[Ambrosious]

Southern

You Bastard!!! Hows your momenem?

(that's "Mom and them" to you yanks)

 

[TonyG]

Momenem???

How youse guys say dat word?

 

[Ambrosious]

Momenem

Southern version of MotherFugger.

 

[TonyG]

Momenem

Isn't he a white southern rap singer?

 

[Ambrosious]

No

Jerry Clower is the only white rapper we have. And he sucks.

 

[DriveSouth]

Re: No

Jerry Clower is the only white rapper we have. And he sucks.

Wait just a damn minute here!!!!!

Jerry Clower is a hero in my/our home state and I take offense at that last comment!

Motherfugger!

 

[Ambrosious]

Drive South

I'll admit he can tell a pretty fair joke. Great story teller too. The one about Mrs. Fullis' colicky mule cracks me up. But have you ever heard his rap song?

Embarrassing.

Let me go find the tape and feed you the title so you can search Napster. Hang on.

 

[DriveSouth]

You've gone and flung a cravin' on me Ambro!

 

[Ambrosious]

http://www.country.com/cgi*********.cgi?URL=/gen/music/artist/jerry-clower.html


There. I still can't find the rap song, it was something like the King of Rap. I'll find it and let you know, Melvis Ledbetter.

 

[DriveSouth]

You familiar with "Knock him out John!"

Too damn funny - but something only us farm boys might like ...

 

[Ambrosious]

Knock him out John

Has a special place in my heart. Hey, I also have me some Junior Samples, and Archie Campbell.

Archie Campbell's The Three Little Pigs, and Andie Griffith's What it was, was Football, and Swan Lake is hilarious.

That shit kills me.

 

[Guru]

 

[Ambrosious]

Pppssssssttttt, Guru!

We've moved past that, what do you think of Clower?

 

[DriveSouth]

Re: Knock him out John

Has a special place in my heart. Hey, I also have me some Junior Samples, and Archie Campbell.

Archie Campbell's The Three Little Pigs, and Andie Griffith's What it was, was Football, and Swan Lake is hilarious.

That shit kills me.

I like Archie Campbell's Cinderella(Rindercella) -

And who can forget BR549

 

[Ambrosious]

Archie was nothing if not consistant. I have The Pee Little Thrigs. LOL


And Jr Samples greatest work is called Birds, Bees, Girls and Stuff like that.


We are showing our HeeHaw roots here, my friend. (I'm related to the Stonemans, btw)

 

[DriveSouth]

Archie was nothing if not consistant. I have The Pee Little Thrigs. LOL


And Jr Samples greatest work is called Birds, Bees, Girls and Stuff like that.


We are showing our HeeHaw roots here, my friend. (I'm related to the Stonemans, btw)

And I have been accused of being kin to myself!