Improbable Celebrity Sex Pairings (Movie Plots)

[Greg Lee Hunt]

I was just sitting here unable to sleep in this lovely Saturday Morning. My warped imagination was roaming all over the place and my brain cells were rapidly deteriorating.

*smiles mischieviously*!! Anyone interested in working on a project with me involving some outrageous erotic movie plots? Here are some possible ideas: *plants tongue firmly in cheek*

Lady Sarah Ferguson and Richard Simmons -- Vinyl clad Ex-Royal dominatrix and her slut slave conspire to rule the world by capturing Jenny Craig and monopolizing (oops ... dominating!!) the weight loss industry. Austin Powers to the Rescue (Yeah baby!!).

Danny DiVito and Jodie Foster -- The evil Penguin kidnaps Clarice and takes her to his underground sewer hideout. He broadcasts a XXX tape of himself taking her 'doggie style' to lure Hannibal Lecter to his hideway and exact his diabolical revenge. (oops!! She's not doing that movie is she?)

Julianna Marguelies and Hulk Hogan -- Muscle-bound wrestler is rendered impotent by his overuse of anabolic steroids. ER Nurse is assigned to do physical therapy. She massages his 'python'.

Shaquille O'Neal and Callista Flockhart -- (Just think of the possiblilities!!)

Sigourney Weaver and Drew Barrymore -- Lesbian Alien impregnates 'ditzy' slut who will fuck everyone else and spread thousands of little aliens to repopulate the earth. (*panting with tongue hanging on the floor* I might want to watch that one myself!!)

Richard Gere and Robin Williams -- In a gay 'drag queen' version of West Side Story

*GLH struggles valiantly as men in little white coats strap him into a straight jacket, tranquilize him, and carry him off to the mental ward*

I'd love to see your ideas group!! Have fun (DCL ... deborah ... slut_boy ... Ravensloft ... golden ... Fallen Angel ... hullo_nurse ... et al ???)

[This message has been edited by Greg Lee Hunt (edited 02-19-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Greg Lee Hunt (edited 02-19-2000).]

 

[Deborah]

Greg, you have some possibilities here me thinks.

Yeow! I just love Sigourney Weaver. And Danny DeVito.

So Danny is kissing Sigourney's lips. He says, "Well, I could stand on a chair and look you in the eyes."

"Down boy," Sigourney replies as she puts more pressure on his bald head. "You got the right lips, dude. You are a perfect man! Three foot tall, no teeth and a flat smooth head you can set your beer on."

 

[Sammyjo]

I've always wanted to be referred to as et al....hahaha....I know I'm TECHNICALLY not a writer yet, because my story hasn't been put on here, but you will see how deserving I am of the privilege (I hope)

Any one of those ideas sound fascinating and I would love to see where you go with them.

 

[Guest]

Not bad for a start man but i would definatley recommend better celebs......
How about Gillian Anderson,Nicole kidman,M.Carrey......list just goes on....

I have some great ideas....if u are interested than email me....I bet we can make one heck of a story........

Email: zest4u@altavista.com

 

[Greg Lee Hunt]

Originally posted by zest4u:
Not bad for a start man but i would definatley recommend better celebs......
How about Gillian Anderson,Nicole kidman,M.Carrey......list just goes on....


Thanks zest4u! I like the idea of Nicole Kidman. She was on my list too!! Its just the 'match' or the 'story line' that hasn't quite hit me yet. Remember these are improbable pairings and a movie story line that I'm shooting for. I'll e-mail ya.