Important Weather Bulletin

[miles]

Tomorrow morning there will be so much fucking snow on the ground that God couldn't clear the roads.

All businesses will be closed. Don't worry about the work you have to get done. Sleep as late as you want. Don't change out of your jammies and watch cartoons all day. Have PB&J sandwiches on white bread and Oreos for lunch. About a half hour after lunch, take a nap.

Tomorrow is cancelled.


IMPORTANT UPDATE: ALL SCHOOLS WILL BE IN SESSION!

 

[Azwed]

LOL that would be nice. I am sure it would put everyone in this room in a much better mood. Oh wait I am sorry Tech has never canceled anything for snow period. Not even when we had a blizzard so bad people were getting blown across the drillfield.

 

[morninggirl5]

Noooooooooooooooooooo.


If there is snow in the morning, you better plan on giving me a place to stay for the duration. I have been without gas all weekend and we were promised the crew that fucked the lines up on Friday would finally have them fixed tomorrow. They won't be there in the snow and there's no way I'm going through a snowstorm with no heat.

 

[miles]

morninggirl5

Okay. No snow for you.

 

[morninggirl5]

Thanks Miles. I knew you'd see it my way if I threatened to invade your space.

 

[Rubyfruit]

You are such a fucking tease, miles.

 

[miles]

Rubyfruit

Look who is calling a popsicle "cock"

 

[p_p_man]

Don't change out of your jammies and watch cartoons all day.

Ahhh! That explains a lot...

 

[Guest]

Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.


When I read that you were going to let us all have a snow day, except for the kids, I started jumping up and down. It's all about the little things, isn't it?

Happy Snow Day!

 

[Rhys]

Tomorrow morning there will be so much fucking snow on the ground that God couldn't clear the roads.

I read somewhere that sex was like snow...

you never know how long it will last nor how many inches
you'll get...

(okay...its a lame joke but somebody had to post it)

Rhys

 

[Cheyenne]

Damn it! Where's my snow day, Miles?????

I have to go to work and I had planned a day of fun based on your weather report!!!

 

[Black_Bird]

Tomorrow morning there will be so much fucking snow on the ground that God couldn't clear the roads.

All businesses will be closed. Don't worry about the work you have to get done. Sleep as late as you want. Don't change out of your jammies and watch cartoons all day. Have PB&J sandwiches on white bread and Oreos for lunch. About a half hour after lunch, take a nap.

Tomorrow is cancelled.


IMPORTANT UPDATE: ALL SCHOOLS WILL BE IN SESSION!

I work in a supermarket. Do you know how many people go to the supermarket at the mere mention of snow? Just assume "all of them" is the correct answer.

I can't stay home from work - its a sin and a crime punishable by death... or so says the fucking management. What I wouldn't give to beable to enjoy snowdays again...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Black Bird, I feel your pain. We lived in CT last year and I got so sick of everybody racing to the market at the mere mention of snow. One time, I got there (because I was planning on doing my marketing then) on the verge of the storm. It was too late. Those little old ladies had already horded all the bread and meat. I'm serious - there wasn't one fucking loof of bread. Do people need more bread than usual if it's going to snow? Even with the worst storm, it passes in a couple of days and you can get out again. I just didn't get it.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Okay Miles... go bring Rick DeVille back.

 

[Black_Bird]

Black Bird, I feel your pain. We lived in CT last year and I got so sick of everybody racing to the market at the mere mention of snow. One time, I got there (because I was planning on doing my marketing then) on the verge of the storm. It was too late. Those little old ladies had already horded all the bread and meat. I'm serious - there wasn't one fucking loof of bread. Do people need more bread than usual if it's going to snow? Even with the worst storm, it passes in a couple of days and you can get out again. I just didn't get it.

Its like that here in Maryland too... You'd think we'd be used to snow by now! And imagine if you had to stock all those blown out shelves... 'cause I don't have to.

The good thing is, we've had an unseasonably warm winter so far this year... rain, no snow. Lets hope it stays that way.

 

[Wiggles]

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[Ladybird]

Wow!!

Tomorrow morning there will be so much fucking snow on the ground that God couldn't clear the roads.

Ahhhhh so that's what happens when it snows..

I've never seen snow...