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Dillinger

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According to ancient Chinese teachings, giving oral sex at least three times a week will keep a woman looking young.

Please notice the emphasis on "at least."
 
Dillinger said:
According to ancient Chinese teachings, giving oral sex at least three times a week will keep a woman looking young.

Please notice the emphasis on "at least."

Does it specify if the oral sex has to be given to a man???

Does it have to be to done completion each time? If not, does before and after intercourse count as one time or two?
 
Dillinger said:
According to ancient Chinese teachings, giving oral sex at least three times a week will keep a woman looking young.

Please notice the emphasis on "at least."

Well, now I know why they don't card me for smokes as much as they used to.
 
lovetoread said:
Ok,but I still wont swallow.

I think swallowing is the determining factor...at least that's what my husband tells me.
 
So that's why all of my exes look like jailbait...

Not JailBait, but jailbait.

And I look like I'm old enough to be my father.
 
lisalovesit said:


I think swallowing is the determining factor...at least that's what my husband tells me.
My husband tells me that I need to let it drip off my face onto my tits (DON'T TOUCH IT, he screams :eek:). I say ok. :)

And, wonder of wonders, my skin is pretty darn good for almost 39! tits too!

Meg:D
 
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