Important Question For Parents

[welshbastard]

To the mothers and new mothers out there.

If you found your lovers penis to be perfect, big enough and satisfying… Is it less gratifying after giving birth? Is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?


To the dad’s and new dad’s out there.

Is vaginal sex with your lover – after childbirth – like opening a window and trying to F**k the world?’

Honesty people.

 

[strawberryangel]

To the mothers and new mothers out there.

If you found your lovers penis to be perfect, big enough and satisfying… Is it less gratifying after giving birth? Is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?


To the dad’s and new dad’s out there.

Is vaginal sex with your lover – after childbirth – like opening a window and trying to F**k the world?’

Honesty people.

I found that kegle exercises helped a great deal. My youngest is now 4 and I would say my body is back in all ways better than pre birth. Keep working those interior walls and it will work out IMO....

 

[thump]

I dont think so, not at all.

And Angel, you are an angel for a reason

 

[strawberryangel]

I dont think so, not at all.

And Angel, you are an angel for a reason

*batts eyelashes* why thanks...

You are sweet to say so...

 

[vibes]

c section

 

[strawberryangel]

c section

That was my first birth.... second a v-back... so I got the best of both worlds....lol

 

[welshbastard]

ah I see

So what your saying is that it does not take a cock thick like a Pepsi can or a butternut squash to satisfy a woman post childbirth if she is willing to do pussy crunches.

???

 

[Sulk]

WB, should we be congratulating you on impending fatherhood? If so, God help you. LOL.

Don't worry about a return to your normal scheduled sex life, because it won't happen for a good three months after the birth.

I'm not talking recovery from the physical traumas of vagina delivery, such as tearing, episiotomy, stitches, nor the deeply invasive c-section delivery.

It's that small bundle of joy that cries all night, requires almost hourly feeding and changing 24/7, and causes the kind of sleep deprivation only truly understood by new parents and pow's of the viet cong.

In those first precious months of parenthood the closest you might get to a fuck is, "Are you fucking joking? I've had six hours sleep in the last three days!"

Strawbs is correct. Pelvic floor exercises will ensure your hotdog - or saveloy, I'm not judging - a return to a snug bun.

 

[Eilan]

So what your saying is that it does not take a cock thick like a Pepsi can or a butternut squash to satisfy a woman post childbirth if she is willing to do pussy crunches.

The Kegels help, and not just for sex; they're also good for mild cases of stress incontinence, which can be a problem during pregnancy and after childbirth.

Keep in mind the vagina is incredibly elastic. Inserting a tampon can be difficult, yet it can stretch to accommodate a 7+ pound baby. Also keep in mind that the vagina isn't a gaping maw that stays open all the time, either.

I've had four children, and I'm plenty tight (and my husband's of average girth). I didn't start doing my Kegels regularly until after baby #3, though. Neither my husband nor my ex noticed a discernible change after I gave birth.

Like, Sulk said, though, a loose pussy will be/should be the least of a new parent's worries during those first few months.

 

[welshbastard]

There's no impending fatherhood. I was in fact only trying to be humerous and gode a humerous reaction from LIT-members. Instead - and I should have known better - I got intelligent and almost clinical reponses, with no trace of tongue-in-cheek.

It's all good.

Thank you and good night.

 

[Eilan]

There's no impending fatherhood. I was in fact only trying to be humerous and gode a humerous reaction from LIT-members.

You obviously failed miserably, now, didn't you?

Instead - and I should have known better - I got intelligent and almost clinical reponses, with no trace of tongue-in-cheek.

Next time, don't ask for honesty in your initial post.

 

[strawberryangel]

So what your saying is that it does not take a cock thick like a Pepsi can or a butternut squash to satisfy a woman post childbirth if she is willing to do pussy crunches.

???

I am saying that those do help... the doctors do suggest it as well...lol
I still do them... it is fun to do them on my partner during sex....

Humorous? hmmm shelling out a child watermellon sized out an apple sized opening is not funny unless you are on good drugs...

 

[Sulk]

There's no impending fatherhood. I was in fact only trying to be humerous and gode a humerous reaction from LIT-members. Instead - and I should have known better - I got intelligent and almost clinical reponses, with no trace of tongue-in-cheek.

It's all good.

Thank you and good night.

You were trying to be humerous? If you say so.

But you failed miserably to be humorous. Don't feel bad. Instead, buy a dictionary, then try poking fun at your own gender. Go on, there's so much to work with!

 

[welshbastard]

What the F*

Sulk forget about birthing a child...you should concentrate more on bringing the STICK that’s in your ass to term...seems that its has been there way longer than a nine months.