Important Flu tips I thought I should share -

[Guest]

Flu Tips (I just received this important email message)

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because it helps build your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.

Get plenty of rest.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

BUT with the shortage of flu shots this season, here's an alternative....

Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs!

So......walk to the liquor store (exercise)

Put lime in your Corona (fruit)

Celery in your Bloody Mary (veggies)

Drink on the bar patio (fresh air)

Get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) have great sex (eliminate more stress) and then pass out (rest).

The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't get you. (How do you think bums survive? Think they get flu shots?)

 

[cantdog]

I love you.

That's cool.

Pity we couldn't just smoke dope on the patio and get the munchies for the veggies thing, since alcohol destroys the liver and causes a disease, whereas pot does neither of these things.

 

[Guest]

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[Virtual_Burlesque]

... How do you think bums survive? ...

Don't forget the group harmonizing they get to do, during the compulsory hymn-sing at the faith-based soup kitchen.

 

[cantdog]

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Service with a shit-eatin' grin!
And the stuff is supposed to give you the urge to rape and kill, too! I for one have always managed to control the urge to kill...

 

[Guest]

Don't forget the group harmonizing they get to do, during the compulsory hymn-sing at the faith-based soup kitchen.

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[Guest]

Service with a shit-eatin' grin!
And the stuff is supposed to give you the urge to rape and kill, too! I for one have always managed to control the urge to kill...

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No?

 

[Pornofan420]

Elderberry Extract has been shown to help shorten the symptoms of flu, even help prevent it.

Mrs. 420 & I are also fans of the traditional Chinese we get from the Shen Clinic in Berkeley. Among many other products, the two we ALWAYS keep in the house are their cold & flu herbs, specifically the Yen Chiao and Zong Gan Ling. The first we take at the first sign of a cold coming on, the latter after the cold/flu has gone on for a couple of days.

The Dr. Shen's herbs SERIOUSLY blunt the worst of the symptoms. And they do mail order.