Imperfections please!

[satisfactiones]

Hi all,

I'm a straight middle-aged guy who is most interested in women who find particular parts of their bodies to be "imperfect". I'm especially interested in women whose bodies involve saggy, floppy breasts, stretchmarks, and cellulite. Maybe "fetishize" is too strong of a word, but I definitely do appreciate all of the above. If your body meets those descriptions at all, then please message me. I would love either to express my appreciation for/worship you for those qualities, or alternatively to degrade you for them, if that's what gets you going. If you are willing to share pictures, then so much the better.

This should give you an idea of the sort of thing that appeals to me: http://36.media.tumblr.com/90e10b2db7d90003c8fac47ecc8f709c/tumblr_npa0hsM0sF1s2pfnao1_500.jpg

 

[satisfactiones]

Bumping this for my pleasure...

 

[Chris_Michael]

Oh just wait until Elija sees this and gets ahold of your ass.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Oh just wait until Elija sees this and gets ahold of your ass.

Meh. I'm not particularly jazzed about the idea of having my cellulite and stretch marks "worshipped" and I'm certainly not into being degraded... but whatever.

 

[spjd]

Elija. That's a slim bait and you bit hard.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Meh. I'm not particularly jazzed about the idea of having my cellulite and stretch marks "worshipped" and I'm certainly not into being degraded... but whatever.

Well, I meant that you were going to destroy him with sarcasm...

 

[Que]

The OP was doing fine with the concept and the gentle, "imperfections." When someone is either confidant or even better horny enough not to mind letting you see their less flattering bits, it is kind of hot.

Then he steps in it with "saggy' and "floppy."

I have never understood why people label their kinks with off-putting words. Take your panty sniffers, just for example. They are never content to "inhale your essences" they want "smelly panties." Fans of the hirsute want to "see some hairy snatch!"

There are tens of thousands of words to choose from. Choose wisely, or stay thirsty, my friend.

 

[ForeverDreaming]

The OP was doing fine with the concept and the gentle, "imperfections." When someone is either confidant or even better horny enough not to mind letting you see their less flattering bits, it is kind of hot.

Then he steps in it with "saggy' and "floppy."

I have never understood why people label their kinks with off-putting words. Take your panty sniffers, just for example. They are never content to "inhale your essences" they want "smelly panties." Fans of the hirsute want to "see some hairy snatch!"

There are tens of thousands of words to choose from. Choose wisely, or stay thirsty, my friend.

yes, this.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm reminded of the Saggy, Baggy Elephant. I prefer the Little Golden Book.

 

[Que]

I'm reminded of the Saggy, Baggy Elephant. I prefer the Little Golden Book.

The tawny, scrawny lion probably wishes for a better endowment.

 

[Chris_Michael]

yes, this.

You have imperfections? Whatever. Your only imperfection is that you have a hard time admitting that, when we argue, I'm always right.

 

[ForeverDreaming]

I'm reminded of the Saggy, Baggy Elephant. I prefer the Little Golden Book.

haha I used to love that book.

You have imperfections? Whatever. Your only imperfection is that you have a hard time admitting that, when we argue, I'm always right.

I just prefer to let you sleep through those dreams to keep peace.



Do women really like being degraded as much as some men do??

 

[ElizabethWest]

The tawny, scrawny lion probably wishes for a better endowment.

And what of the Poky Little Puppy?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Do women really like being degraded as much as some men do??

I can only speak for this woman, and the answer is no.

 

[SweetCupcake]

The OP was doing fine with the concept and the gentle, "imperfections." When someone is either confidant or even better horny enough not to mind letting you see their less flattering bits, it is kind of hot.

Then he steps in it with "saggy' and "floppy."

I have never understood why people label their kinks with off-putting words. Take your panty sniffers, just for example. They are never content to "inhale your essences" they want "smelly panties." Fans of the hirsute want to "see some hairy snatch!"

There are tens of thousands of words to choose from. Choose wisely, or stay thirsty, my friend.

Such marvelous advice! You can give me advice any time. Tactful and concise.

 

[Que]

Such marvelous advice! You can give me advice any time. Tactful and concise.

Laughs.

That may well be the first anyone has referred to me as 'tactful' and it for damned sure is the first time anyone has labeled anything I have penned, 'concise.'

Perhaps I am growing in the right direction. I haven't considered it in quite those terms, but I have been working on exactly those things.

 

[Que]

And what of the Poky Little Puppy?

Probably into SPH.

I can only speak for this woman, and the answer is no.

Liz, you ignorant slut!

 

[jezzilee]

Laughs.

That may well be the first time anyone has referred to me as 'tactful' and it for damned sure is the first time anyone has could anything I have penned to be 'concise.'

Maybe I am headed in the right direction. I haven't thought of it in quite those terms, but I have been working on exactly those things. Growth is good.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j8/jezzi_lee/smilies/applause-2.gif

 

[kissingamy]

Liz, you ignorant slut!

HA! Love it!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Liz, you ignorant slut!

A GBer just called me an ignorant slut. I've finally arrived.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Well, I meant that you were going to destroy him with sarcasm...

I know that's what you meant, but I'm not sure why I would. I've really got nothing.

 

[ElijaRDC]

A GBer just called me an ignorant slut. I've finally arrived.

Hah, congrats! My moment was when Smooth told me to kill myself.

 

[ElijaRDC]

The OP was doing fine with the concept and the gentle, "imperfections." When someone is either confidant or even better horny enough not to mind letting you see their less flattering bits, it is kind of hot.

Then he steps in it with "saggy' and "floppy."

I have never understood why people label their kinks with off-putting words. Take your panty sniffers, just for example. They are never content to "inhale your essences" they want "smelly panties." Fans of the hirsute want to "see some hairy snatch!"

There are tens of thousands of words to choose from. Choose wisely, or stay thirsty, my friend.

Sage advice. I'm content to call things as they are, but I can see how for many it would be off-putting.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Elija. That's a slim bait and you bit hard.

I'm confused. I clicked on the thread, saw my name, and responded. Unless there's some joke going on that's too sophisticated for me to understand, but I doubt it.

 

[Que]

A GBer just called me an ignorant slut. I've finally arrived.

Ugh. I don't know I became a GB'r. I sensibly avoided the place for years. I chased a troll in there because I knew they would help kill it. It worked, but you know what they say about hunting monsters.

In theory I would like the How To best, but it moves too slow and 73.4% of all "questions' are actually wank fodder looking for an audience to ejaculate over..

I prefer the Playground but the threads I would like to participate in get lost in the endless scroll. I am too ADHD to see all those shiny, conveniently alphabetized threads and not get distracted. My fantasy is to lure enough Playgrounders and AmPic'ers into the GB to overwhelm the place with the mildly cloying, slightly sweet, floral scent of mid-range perfume, peppermint, and bubblegum.