Immortal Novels

[cantdog]

I am writing again. I think it has to do with my not getting any sex.

So, if I write porn when I don't get sex, then what would happen if I got no immortal novels? Would I write deathless literature?

 

[Guest]

Well, maybe this could work.

At least it's making me giggle tonight.



http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730768

 

[Carnevil9]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I write much better erotica when I'm not gettin' any.

Which of course raises the question, why aren't I Anaïs Fuckin' Nin by now?

 

[cantdog]

Nin

What shit she writes. Like dragging your head thru cornmeal. Be glad you haven't had as little sex as that.

 

[TE999]

Of course you wouldn't, you're not getting laid...

Waitaminnit...oh that's immortal, I thought it said immoral.

Never mind.

 

[cantdog]

chucklin.

Of course, now that I've written it, it seems like drivel.


3000 words of drivel. Gawd. That's what writer's block is like, for me. It all looks like crap.

 

[KarmaKitty]

Heh, I just found some of my old stuff, Now that I am gettin some some, I'm polishing up the stories and getting them ready to post here...

 

[TE999]

Heh, I just found some of my old stuff, Now that I am gettin some some, I'm polishing up the stories and getting them ready to post here...

Congratulations. Twice.

 

[KarmaKitty]

Congratulations. Twice.

hmmm... wanna read some?

 

[cloudy]

Two novels in the works, and I haven't touched either one of them in at least a month. There's also a sort of outline for a third.

I'm really good at that part.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I'm not getting any sex, but I'm not writing either.

 

[TE999]

I'm not getting any sex, but I'm not writing either.

My sympathies. Twice.

 

[KarmaKitty]

I'm not getting any sex, but I'm not writing either.

My sympathies also.

 

[rengadeirishman]

i haven sex since march and i havnte written since june. iguessa ui shoud keep dirnkin

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Ah! The old "I've never been dead, so I cant write about it" thesis.