Imaginary Conversation With Uncle Bill Part 2

[Marxist]

Uncle Bill happens upon Supermodel Kate Moss on a nude beach. She's nude and masturbating to a copy of "Atlas Shrugged."


http://www.nwcn.com/newsimages/moss_kate_200.jpg: Hey cutie, what do you know about objectivism?

Uncle Bill: As I've said before, offer me a better philosophy and I'll embrace it. But you must provide the intellectual validation before you can sell it (to me at least). Thus far, Objectivism is the only one I've encountered that integrates consistently into every facet of human endeavor; no contradictions, no dichotomies, no "just believe" instances. The only dogma of Objectivism is, "Use your conscious mind to evaluate the facts before you in a reasoned rational manner."

http://www.nwcn.com/newsimages/moss_kate_200.jpg: So what you're saying is that if I want you to lay me some pipe, I need no dogma just a clear understanding of the mechanics of your chubby. Message received.

Uncle Bill: Wishing for a better world will achieve nothing toward realizing it. Looking at the lessons of history and adopting the ideas and philosophies that have produced the advancements and betterment of mankind as a whole has a more likely prospect of assuring a better future than does choosing and implementing the things of the past demonstrated to be abject failures, e. g., Socialism, Fascism, Nazism, Communism, et al.

http://www.nwcn.com/newsimages/moss_kate_200.jpg: So does that mean you're gonna make me cum today or what?

Uncle Bill: When I express concern about the abrogation of individual rights, I am more inclined to refer to protection from confiscation of property, from being coerced to finance things I have no desire to use, to be protected from having politicians dictate how I invest my money, to the efforts to suppress the idea of objectionable speech and thought and things of this nature. With the availability of toilets being what is is in America at large, I'm not particularly concerned with the suppression of this right. I'm more concerned with those which forbid me passing my estate to my chosen heirs or that can seize my property without just compensation or without even charging me with a crime (civil asset forfeiture laws).

http://www.nwcn.com/newsimages/moss_kate_200.jpg: That sounds good, put your hand right there, oh shit, that's it baby....goddamn...that's the real deal...OH OH OH...stick it IN...give me the Nate Branden...make me realize my cunt belongs to MEEEE!!!! FUCK ME, TEACH ME THE VIRTUE OF SELFISH FUCKING NESS!!!!

Uncle Bill: The vast majority has been the result of some magnificent politician implementing his sure-fire idea and then having to create even more laws to solve the problems his incompetence caused rather than accepting the fact that he implemented a bad law and repealing it....

http://www.smokingcelebs.com/m/moss106.jpg: Well Bill, it's been real...wanna drag off my cig before I go? Nyah, probably not...keep on fighting the good fight or whatever...

Uncle Bill: But how can you preserve the common good when anyone and everyone is subject to be the next sacrifice? Unless, of course, you happen to be among the elite, the spokesmen of the collective. And how does that square with the concept of equality which the collectivist constantly decry they are trying to advance?

 

[modest mouse]

I missed ya, man. Some half-assed cracker has been posting under your user name for the last 2 weeks. Glad to see you wrestled your ID back from them.

Good work, even if this time could have been used to write erotica.

 

[Cheyenne]

Just how bored are you tonight, Marxist?

 

[Marxist]

Just how bored are you tonight, Marxist?

Pretty bored, I might even have to give in to sex with someone other than myself at some point.

 

[Marxist]

I missed ya, man. Some half-assed cracker has been posting under your user name for the last 2 weeks. Glad to see you wrestled your ID back from them.

Good work, even if this time could have been used to write erotica.

A half-assed cracka? Whom do you suspect?

 

[Marxist]

At a party for music magnate Jermain Dupri's So So Def Records, Uncle Bill runs into rap superstar Snoop Dogg

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/singerPicUnid/839F07F3C97B89F5482568AB0039DF04/$file/SNOOP+DOGG.gif: What's up nigga? You want a hit off this spliff?

Uncle Bill:I find it interesting that you reject the principles of freedom, individual rights and personal responsibility. If you want to live in a collectivist state, there are multitudes of them across the face of the earth. You are always free to emigrate. Is it that you would rather see those who value their freedom enslaved than move where you can already find the slavery you admire?


http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/singerPicUnid/839F07F3C97B89F5482568AB0039DF04/$file/SNOOP+DOGG.gif: Oh, you're cocaine man I see...that shit's gonna rot yo brain shiznit...you'll be one whacked out honky..

Uncle Bill:
When have you heard a Libertarian say there is no such thing as society? What has been said is that rights are the province of the individual, not of any group. Society is an abstract entity; a gathering of people in geographic proximity who work in some manner of cooperative endeavors for their mutual benefit.

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/singerPicUnid/839F07F3C97B89F5482568AB0039DF04/$file/SNOOP+DOGG.gif: Have you ever thought of makin' a party album? We could loop yo shit around somethin' Old School, The Partridge Family or somethin' equally whack...it'll go over big in Des Moines...whatya say Howdie?

Uncle Bill:Again you demonstrate in spades you ignorance of libertarian ideas which you are so quick to demean and condemn. Actually, the answer to your question is NO. Libertarian ideas are about the rights and freedom of the individual. As to acquiring money, property or whatever else one pursues, the Libertarian principle is that if it is legitimately acquired, then it belongs to that person by right and no one INCLUDING YOUR BELOVED POLITICIANS has the legitimate authority to steal it.

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/singerPicUnid/839F07F3C97B89F5482568AB0039DF04/$file/SNOOP+DOGG.gif: Hey, save the spades shit for the album, aiiight?

 

[p_p_man]

Superb Unclebi...uh Marxist...

Where do you get all those long words from?

I needed Kate Moss to translate for me...

 

[Marxist]

Uncle B would be a great name for a rapper don't you think? It would be a fascinating way to get the kids to listen to the message of freedom and shit.

PPMan, you could learn much from this dude.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Two-for two. Great stuff, as usual.

Just think: if only someone had done this to Ayn Rand, there would be no Libertarians.

 

[p_p_man]

Uncle B would be a great name for a rapper don't you think? It would be a fascincating way to get the kids to listen to the message of freedom and shit.

PPMan, you could learn much from this dude.

I always thought the idea of the written word was to communicate.

With Unclebill I find I'm spending far too much time wading through what he's written and working out what he's actually saying that I don't get much time to learn anything from him...

 

[Marxist]

Just think: if only someone had done this to Ayn Rand, there would be no Libertarians.

I'm shocked anyone still reads and believes that crap. It's poison for the soul. I mean, has anyone looked at the lives of Ayn Rand or her minions and said, "Gee that worked, I wanna be just like her." I sure hope not.

 

[Marxist]

In an effort to spread the Libertarian gospel beyond Literotica's shores, UNCLE BILL guest stars on that hit for the 3 year-old set, TELETUBBIES. His best friend for the episode is Gay Rights Activist TINKY-WINKY:

http://www.dltk-kids.com/crafts/cartoons/image/stinky.gif:Teeeenky sukeeeeee dikkkeeeeeee.

Uncle Bill:Governments throughout history have regularly operated on the opposite principle, that the State has the right to dispose of the lives of individuals and the fruits of their labor. Even within the United States, all political parties other than our own grant to government the right to regulate the lives of individuals and seize the fruits of their labor without their consent.

http://www.dltk-kids.com/crafts/cartoons/image/stinky.gif: Eh Oh.

Uncle Bill:Since governments, when instituted, must not violate individual rights, we oppose all interference by government in the areas of voluntary and contractual relations among individuals. People should not be forced to sacrifice their lives and property for the benefit of others. They should be left free by government to deal with one another as free traders; and the resultant economic system, the only one compatible with the protection of individual rights, is the free market.

http://www.dltk-kids.com/crafts/cartoons/image/stinky.gif: Yoooouuuu meeeeee muskatteeeeeloh.........biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigy chubywubytummmmmmyyyy!!!!

Uncle Bill: We hold that all individuals have the right to exercise sole dominion over their own lives, and have the right to live in whatever manner...Whoa chief, are you sucking my dick?

http://www.dltk-kids.com/crafts/cartoons/image/stinky.gif: Eh-Oh!!