Imaginary Band Names

[tortoise]

Whilst in the midst of a three way MSN conversation with my Ginny and the draaaaah, the subject of imaginary band names came up (although Gin and I can't remember the word combination was that actually triggered it; can you alex?).

I'm sure there must be others out there that do this, so hit me with your best shot. I'll start out with a handful, some off the top of my head, some not so much:

• Professor McWince's Rhumba Explosion
• Scram Piggy!!! (always with three exclamation points, of course)
• DJ Wingnut and Spurious Z
• Eat Bug Paste and Twitch
• Pockmarked Jaundice
• Halfhearted Halitosis and the Streetcars of Desire
• Cockheaded Wonder Pig
• Bacteria-Laden Butt Juice (winking @ my love)
• Squeamish Zanzibar (winking @ Mischka)

k... that's enough for now.

Let's hear yours...

 

[JazzManJim]

Hocking Phlegm
The Subatomic Grapefruit (this isn't an original. A friend of mine gave it to me)
Lizzie Borden and the 40 Whacks
Hot Pudding

 

[Ginny]

Spaztastic Weasels

 

[alexandraaah]

Aaah, I signed back on just in time.

Now, of course, I'm at a total loss.

Lemme get my wheels turning here...

 

[Private Vasquez]

The Tittie Twisters

 

[Ladyhawke]

I didn't make this up..my uncle made it up for me...Wendy and the Spazmatics.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Lung Meat
Chunky Bits
Scabby Knees

 

[Lost Cause]

*Anesthesia
*Buck Naked
*Lung Butter
*Throat Chowder
*Baby Batter
*Impacted Gerbils
*Cysts
*Foreskin
*Ballsack
*Face Platter
*Cumbubble

 

[explain]

Wow! Great new band names! Hang on, let me do the cut-n-paste here to a few emails...

Adding to the list:

FlungDung (Chinese Resturant)
Eat4U (Local weight-watchers organizer)
Pricks (Local free care clinic)
Silent Machine (Works eventhough you don't know it)
Maniac's Miracle Medicines (Local GNC place)
BustaBuck (Starbucks Replacement)
WeDooYou (Local hair cuttery)
SPbuster (My wife's video collection)
MaGot (Ma & Pop eatery)

All I can dream up at the moment...

 

[Sillyman]

Corporate Teddy Bear's Picnic

Obscene Doilies

Men without Testicles (credit to George Carlin)

 

[tortoise]

Obscene Doilies

Brilliant!

Some more:

• Tapioca Unitard
• Zygotic Frisbees
• Punchdrunk Debutants

 

[freefall]

Bad band names

Sad, but true - I tried to get my abysmal but enthusiastic garage band to appear under the name (with apologies to Tom Wolfe for the reference)

Fuchsia Demure and the Boomerang Moderns

Sadder yet, was that we instead chose to play at our college as Mick and the Monkeytails.

More than once. In front of people we knew.


FF

 

[Private Vasquez]

Pestilent Houndkitties

 

[glamorilla]

The Munching Wells!

 

[alexandraaah]

Clitfucker and the Bradzillas!

 

[Private Vasquez]

dude!!

Ass Caught In the Toilet

 

[Shaq]

When I was young I couldn't remember all the NBA teams names so I made them up...

Clevland Retreat
Orlando Tonic (don't ask where I heard that word, my mom didn't drink)
Dallas Smash

I can't remember what I called Minnesota and Miami...the expansion teams threw my world for a loop....


It was terrible...

 

[alexandraaah]

Tricky Biscuit

Weapons of Mass Destruction (all chick metal band, oh yeah)

Jesus Was a Jaywalker

There's also lots of psychotropic drugs that would make great band names:

Neurontin
Depakote
Risperdal
Remeron

 

[glamorilla]

Panty Raid

 

[Private Vasquez]

Engorged Urethras

 

[glamorilla]

The Nyeahs!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Queef

 

[glamorilla]

Turbo Mindswell?

 

[Olivianna]

Ethereal Bush

 

[Olivianna]

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