I'm watching the Anna Nicole Dumbshit show

[Problem Child]

and I'm wondering if I should I be:


A) Applauded for trying new things and wanting to experience even the lowest common denominator of American culture? I mean every experience is a learning experience, right?

or

B) Chastized by my peers and ashamed of myself for not flipping over to Outdoor life network or the History channel when there is undoubtedly something better on one of those channels? I mean, life is too short to spend as a voyuer watching a really, really, really fucking stupid bitch who just happened to get lucky and fuck the right old man who was about to kick off and will her $400 million dollars, right?

Jesus fucking Christ.

*sound of channel flipping*

 

[KillerMuffin]

*shrugs*

If I wanna see tits I'll take my shirt off.

It's more fun that way.

 

[Lasher]

B

 

[Never]

Watching that show makes me want to never take any type of drugs..

I think that's a good thing.

Yes, KM, it's fun for all involved.

 

[red_rose]

Hi there, punker-poo!!

Do you miss me? Do you wanna kiss me?

 

[modest mouse]

I envy Muffin.

 

[J.B.]

How about C) felt sorry for. For killing precious brain cells.

 

[Problem Child]

fuck. Adam and Jimmy are introducing this season's new Juggies on The Man Show.

I can't believe I missed the first part of this to watch that retarded crackhead ex-playmate.

 

[sunstruck]

I watched it last week. Just had to see it. Morbid curiosity. The woman was so tanked on painkillers I'm amazed she was able to stand upright.

I felt bad for the kid.

 

[SimGuy]

I saw the trailers....

that's all.

 

[red_rose]

I haven't had the stomach to watch it.

Oh, right...and I don't have cable.


I've just heard the recordings beaten to death on the radio.

Her whiny voice haunts my dreams now.

 

[Sillyman]

I prefer cartoons. A really stupid cartoon never makes you dread the possible combinations in humanity's gene pool.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Saw the first ep...actually saw 5 minutes of the first ep...that was more than enough. God she scares me....

 

[SimGuy]

Saw the first ep...actually saw 5 minutes of the first ep...that was more than enough. God she scares me....

Woo-Hooo....

I got In Front of Deliciously Naughty!!! (Reference Stalking Thread)

 

[HeavyStick]

I thought ANS was a cartoon throw away of Sally Struthers

 

[LRC]

I thought ANS was a cartoon throw away of Sally Struthers

LMAO

That's it! Sally Struthers! I knew she reminded me of someone.

 

[Guest]

I have only seen the segment they did on Headline News. Even the reporters were stunned at her absolute stupidity.

It is amazing that her show actually drew a record number of viewers - kind of scares me about this country, actually.

 

[Never]

It drew in that many viewers for the same reasons people crowd around car wreaks.

 

[HeavyStick]

she's a cow and the producers of the show should assault her viciously with cattle prods.

she has the largest cankles (calf/ankle) in the history of gold diggers

 

[christianne]

I always wondered why she didn't keep falling forward on those massive tits. Then I saw her massive ass and I realized that it was counter balance! They say the camera adds 10 pounds. I wonder how many cameras are on her? -- (props to Chandler!)

 

[70/30]

I watched a bit of Anna's show just cuz I've met her before. But I saw that whore, Ann Coulter, on CSPAN booktalk. God I just wanted to pop my cock out and shove it in her mouth to shut that bitch up. That thought was the only reason I was able to watch the bulk of the program.

 

[Siren]

 

[brisbon]

I read the little disclaimer at the bottom of the screen.

Caution - Anna Nicole could be hazardous to your health.
Fuck-it ... I didnt go near it.

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

Boringggggggggg shit