I'm too sexy for my hat, whatcha think about that?

[bluntforcemama]

That's right boys and girls, you're reading the post of the new JCPenney window model! WOOHOO! I get paid for standing and having people point and stare at me. *Sigh* this is the life. Maybe I can wear little ear pieces so that I can listen to my studies while I'm standing.

 

[YoungGun69]

What city do you work in?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Billings! (Montana)

 

[Zephan]

I thought I was, well I guess you can be too.

Congrats on the new job!!!! It sounds interesting. You always seem to find really unusual employment opportunities. Oh and by the way I hate you now as I cannot get that damn song out if my head again!!!!!!

 

[Always]

cool... maybe if you do it naked, more people will come by just to see!

 

[Angel]

Oooh, Get someone to snap a few pics so I can show all my friends and be like "This is my friend, The MODEL".

 

[*bratcat*]

getting PAID

 

[Angel]

I don't care if you're a toenail polish model. You're modeling SOMETHING!

 

[bluntforcemama]

I'm a WINDOW model, not a supermodel! Sheesh! But I'll do it anyway. Tell me if you can see the wire for my ear piece.

 

[Angel]

Well that's odd. Both mine and Brat's posts came in after Myst's and they appeared before.
Oh well.

Anyway, I feel fine - just have to stick to baggy pants for a couple more days til I get a little more used to having that there.

How's the belly Lemme know when you're gonna start buying jewelry for it, I have about 70 websites with rockin stuff on it.

 

[*bratcat*]

cool...

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

They still have window models? Wow. Have fun.

I know a girl who was Barbie every year at the Toy Fair in Manhattan. She'd dress up in her Barbie gear and, basically, just stand there for hours, smiling. Ugh. She hated it.

I know another girl who made a fortune for few years as a foot model in runway shows (all shoes for shoe runway are shows are made in one size, very petite, and if your feet are that size you can make a lot of money. You DON'T have to be gorgeous -- just have the right size feet.)

I used to get sent out for a lot of hand model work, not because I have beautiful hands, but because I could manipulate (Mr Magic, you know).

I recall once walking into one of these auditions. Three tuna cans were arranged on a table, with the camera pointed straight down on the cans. The director told me to expressively move the tuna cans around like I was playing the old shell game, and he would film my hands being "expressive". After ten takes of the Director saying things like, "Good. But could you give me MORE?" I realized that acting can be a stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid business if you let it yourself get caught up in the wrong avenues. I went out for no more body part modeling roles after that.

Standing in a window must be a bitch. Have fun.

 

[Harpoon]

So when do we get to see the hat?
Congratulations and good luck.

Billings, eh? Thats not too far from here

 

[Mustang Sally]

I don't really know what a window model is, but as long as you're getting paid, congratulations Myst!!

I really just wanted to say I heard on the radio a few days ago that Right Said Fred is attempting to make a comeback! LOL He has a brand new song. I don't remember what it's called, but I think it kinda sucks.

 

[Mistress]

Congrats Myst!!!
MUAH!!!!
How the hell did you audition for something like that? LOL

 

[Blackbich]

She's too sexy for her hat, too sexy for her hat, what cha' think about that?

I think it's great. I'm with Angel..I want pics. As long as you like it, that's all that matters! I'm happy for you. How long will the job last?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

She's too sexy for her shirt

Wohooo!


Congratulations baby. Now you get to worry about school and a job. Aren't you the luck girl. *muah*

Hey look guys, who'd have ever thought that dream would come true . . . I'm dating a model!

 

[Angel]

Re: She's too sexy for her shirt

Hey look guys, who'd have ever thought that dream would come true . . . I'm dating a model!

Me too, ain't it great? As long as he doesn't have to pose in some speedos I'm chill with the whole thing.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Hell, I'm only going to do it for a week, because I'm making enough dough for the books, and then off to school. School comes first.